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Song Parodies -> "You Never Wear Cologne"
Original Song Title:
"You'll Never Walk Alone"
Original Performer:
From The Musical 'Carousel'
Parody Song Title:
"You Never Wear Cologne"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
When you work and it's warm
Hold your arms up high
And don't be afraid of the soap
keep the shower lukewarm
be a cleaner guy
And the sweet smell goes on after dark
Work on through the heat
Work on, then spray again
Tho' it seems your cover's blown...
Work on, work on
With soap you can start
though you never wear cologne
you never wear cologne
Hold your arms up high
And don't be afraid of the soap
keep the shower lukewarm
be a cleaner guy
And the sweet smell goes on after dark
Work on through the heat
Work on, then spray again
Tho' it seems your cover's blown...
Work on, work on
With soap you can start
though you never wear cologne
you never wear cologne
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