Pants, pants, pants, pants
World will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum (hey)

I don't like you, reasons would take too long
Take for granted that I'm disdainful
I'm in the mood for pantsin' you because
It's a classic joke and I say so
Gonna sneak up and take your belt
And down around your feet will be your pants
I bet you'll blush, shame will be felt
Since ev'ryone will see you minus pants

Dackin' your pants, pants, pants, pants
World will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Dack your pants, pants, pants, pants
All will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

But where will you suffer dignity loss?
Must be out in public, not your room
Somewhere that people are that know you suck
Don't wanna come off as a complete douche
I doubt the park is a good fit
For anyone to see you lose your pants
Not at our job (oh-oh-oh), it's not worth it
To lose my pay to see you lose your pants

Must dack your pants, pants, pants, pants
Friends will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Oh, dack your pants, pants, pants, pants
Forced to see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum (ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)

Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
You need a pantsin' (ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)
A good pantsin', pantsin'
Should not be hard for me to pick
The perfect spot for me to dack your pants
No, wait, I've got it! It's perfect
Next school assembly: I'll dack your pants

I'll dack your pants, pants, pants, pants
School will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Dack your pants, pants (pants, pants), pants, pants
Mock your real bare rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Must dack your pants, pants