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Song Parodies -> "Pants, Pants"
Original Song Title:
"Dance Dance"
Original Performer:
Gabry Ponte ft. Alessandra
Parody Song Title:
"Pants, Pants"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Two things one may need to know: a) Gabry Ponte is one of the original members of Eiffel 65, which should explain why this song is catchy and repetitive and II) to "dack" someone is Aussie slang for pulling down the pants as a joke.
Pants, pants, pants, pants
World will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum (hey)
I don't like you, reasons would take too long
Take for granted that I'm disdainful
I'm in the mood for pantsin' you because
It's a classic joke and I say so
Gonna sneak up and take your belt
And down around your feet will be your pants
I bet you'll blush, shame will be felt
Since ev'ryone will see you minus pants
Dackin' your pants, pants, pants, pants
World will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Dack your pants, pants, pants, pants
All will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
But where will you suffer dignity loss?
Must be out in public, not your room
Somewhere that people are that know you suck
Don't wanna come off as a complete douche
I doubt the park is a good fit
For anyone to see you lose your pants
Not at our job (oh-oh-oh), it's not worth it
To lose my pay to see you lose your pants
Must dack your pants, pants, pants, pants
Friends will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Oh, dack your pants, pants, pants, pants
Forced to see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum (ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
You need a pantsin' (ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)
A good pantsin', pantsin'
Should not be hard for me to pick
The perfect spot for me to dack your pants
No, wait, I've got it! It's perfect
Next school assembly: I'll dack your pants
I'll dack your pants, pants, pants, pants
School will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Dack your pants, pants (pants, pants), pants, pants
Mock your real bare rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Must dack your pants, pants
World will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum (hey)
I don't like you, reasons would take too long
Take for granted that I'm disdainful
I'm in the mood for pantsin' you because
It's a classic joke and I say so
Gonna sneak up and take your belt
And down around your feet will be your pants
I bet you'll blush, shame will be felt
Since ev'ryone will see you minus pants
Dackin' your pants, pants, pants, pants
World will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Dack your pants, pants, pants, pants
All will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
But where will you suffer dignity loss?
Must be out in public, not your room
Somewhere that people are that know you suck
Don't wanna come off as a complete douche
I doubt the park is a good fit
For anyone to see you lose your pants
Not at our job (oh-oh-oh), it's not worth it
To lose my pay to see you lose your pants
Must dack your pants, pants, pants, pants
Friends will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Oh, dack your pants, pants, pants, pants
Forced to see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum (ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
You need a pantsin' (ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)
A good pantsin', pantsin'
Should not be hard for me to pick
The perfect spot for me to dack your pants
No, wait, I've got it! It's perfect
Next school assembly: I'll dack your pants
I'll dack your pants, pants, pants, pants
School will see your rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Dack your pants, pants (pants, pants), pants, pants
Mock your real bare rump, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Must dack your pants, pants
Dance, dance, we're falling apart to half-time
Dance, dance, and these are the lives you love to lead
Dance, dance, and these are the lives you love to lead
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