Want you to lay off all the plans to help me 'cause
You try way too hard, gonna do me real harm
Want you to just end all of your madcap attempts
All to get this tooth to drop, they're too much, just stop

Must say you're makin' me regret that I mentioned
That each time I bite on stuff, it hurts like shit
I can wiggle it like this, wanna ditch it
The last old tooth to get removed from my face
You've only increased my pain, made zero progress
This string's not made any gains now to dislodge it
No matter what the far end's attached to, done shit
Except grantin' my shirt a bunch of blood stains
First you ditched a shoe with the string wound around
Just stained the wall, you retried
With the old door trick, dude, I have to say flat out:

Baby teeth schemes need less juice, it's a lot just to get the tooth to pop
Such a painful farce, tryin' way too damn hard
Want you to give in and just call the damn dentist
Sure he's gonna up the cost, your way's too much, stop
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, baby teeth schemes need less juice

A rusty wrench? Back away 'cause I won't make it
Feels like you'll rip out my brain, not gonna take it
Proposed so many hijinks that I must say this:
You should get a job writin' for TV
You're a bit confused "I don't get you now
I'm only tryna be nice"
I asked for help, that's true but you've just freaked me out

Baby teeth schemes need less juice, a whole lot tryna get the tooth to pop
A sledgehammer? Wow, you can put that thing down
Want you to just sit and think 'bout your "clever tricks"
And how if you pulled 'em off, whole face would be gone
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, baby teeth schemes need less "pop"
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, baby teeth schemes need less juice

Need to stop comin' up with plans, so wrong
One involved a part where I'm tied 'neath your car
Want you to forget that I asked for help, I'll get
Some professional help, not for me 'cause you're nuts