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Song Parodies -> "Rudolphs Last Ride"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Rudolphs Last Ride"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Never quite could figure out
Why it was such a bad thing
To have an extra shiny snout
All of the other reindeer
Tried to keep their distance, far
But Rudolph shrugged and mumbled
“Helps me to avoid the cars”
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Doing as he should
Out front leading Santa’s sled
Someone shot him through the head
For it’s still hunting season
Even early Christmas Day
And Rudolph, though an icon
Learned his lesson the hard way
And Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Never quite could figure out
Why it was such a bad thing
To have an extra shiny snout
All of the other reindeer
Tried to keep their distance, far
But Rudolph shrugged and mumbled
“Helps me to avoid the cars”
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Doing as he should
Out front leading Santa’s sled
Someone shot him through the head
For it’s still hunting season
Even early Christmas Day
And Rudolph, though an icon
Learned his lesson the hard way
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Grim cold and nasty. I loved it. I especially love that there's a picture of Gene Autry with an evil grin holding a gun next to this comment box making it seem like he was the one that blasted Rudolf upside the head.
Hunter, with your Armalite, please don't slay my guide tonight!
You are gonna' love love love tomorrows selection.
I shot the reindeer but I did not shoot no santy claus 5's
I shot the reindeer, and they say I broke the Yuletide laws .... give it a whirl, Jonathan (or Onslaught)
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