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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph the Dread Mad Bomber"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Rudolph the Dread Mad Bomber"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
He's a crasher a panther a trasher an'they're fixin' to commit this
stupid mad bomber to prison.
But do you recall
This most sought after bomber of all?
There was a guy named Rudolph
Who wore very shabby clothes
And hid out in the backwoods
Cause of all the bombs he blows
He found a tent and rain gear
In a trash bin near a lane
That's how they caught old Rudolph
Mistook him for a bum insane
Back on last Olympic eve
Is why he has to pay
A big black bomb that he did light
Now a fugitive in flight
And now his future's real dim
No more does he need to flee
Would it not for that rain gear
He'd be out in Tennessee
stupid mad bomber to prison.
But do you recall
This most sought after bomber of all?
There was a guy named Rudolph
Who wore very shabby clothes
And hid out in the backwoods
Cause of all the bombs he blows
He found a tent and rain gear
In a trash bin near a lane
That's how they caught old Rudolph
Mistook him for a bum insane
Back on last Olympic eve
Is why he has to pay
A big black bomb that he did light
Now a fugitive in flight
And now his future's real dim
No more does he need to flee
Would it not for that rain gear
He'd be out in Tennessee
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Guy, I liked the one you wrote to "Proud Mary", but couldn't leave a comment
Ouch - I like comments. Thank you much! I must have forgotten to click that button. Anyway for site Admin to change that? Maybe comments "on" should be the default on the site instead of comments "off".
Hey, the guy's name WAS Rudolph! No wonder it fit so well :-D
....and I'm glad he didn't make it to Tennessee (my state). Good one, Guy!
I liked 'Proud Mary' too, so I'm saying so on this song. :D
Good timing, Guy. I commend you for staying current on events. To get your comments enabled, go onto the Messageboard and ask Chuck to fix it.
Glad to see you support arresting the man who tried to blow up an international peace and sports festival, and women's health clinics. There may be hope for you.
Mike - I may be slid a bit to the right but I can never condone terror, mayhem or violence in the name of any cause. I may be against the ideals of some of the groups he targeted but it is not the way to solve problems. He is a terrorist and should be dealt with as such. We have laws, do process and the ability in this government to change laws and even amend the constitution. This is the correct way to bring about change. I'll quit now before I start flaming and get ChuckyG breathing down my back. But there is still probably no hope for me. I'm jammed too far to the right and stuck here. :D And John, I did just that earlier. I sent CG a message from the message board. Thanks.
That was very good, now do it to "Rocky Top" and i'll really be impressed. How's Pinky?
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