[Verse 1]
Here comes Darius, here comes Darius,
right down Santa Claus' lane.
Santa Claus' reindeers, and all the Muppets pulling on the reins,
Bells are ringing, people singing, all is merry and bright,
So hang your stockings and say your prayers, cause Darius comes tonight.

[Verse 2]
Here comes Darius, here comes Darius, right down Santa Claus' lane,
He's got a bag that's filled of toys to boys and girls again,
Hear the sleigh bells, jolly ol' fellows, oh what a jolly old sight,
So jump in the train, and stay out of the rain, cause Darius comes tonight.

[Verse 3]
Here comes Darius, here comes Darius, right down Santa Claus' lane,
He doesn't care if you're cool or bored, he likes you just the same.
Darius knows we're all his buddies, that makes everything right,
So make your stars filled with Christmas cheer, cause Darius comes tonight.

[Verse 4]
Here comes Darius, here comes Darius, right down Santa Claus' lane.
He'll come around when chimes ring out that it's Christmas Morning again,
Peace on Earth will come to all that's he is so jolly and bright,
So let's give thanks to Waluigi cause Darius comes tonight.

[Outro]
Here comes Darius, here comes Darius, right down Santa Claus' lane.
Santa Claus' reindeers and all the Muppets are pulling on the reins.
Bells are ringing, people singing, all is merry and bright.
Hang your stockings, say your prayers, cause Darius comes tonight.