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Song Parodies -> "Frosty the Snowman"

Original Song Title:

"Frosty the Snowman"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Frosty the Snowman"

Parody Written by:

Onslaught

The Lyrics

Frosty the Snowman
Was a static pile of snow
With a pipe shaped stick and a carrot nose
And two Kingsford briquettes yo!

Frosty the Snowman
Is a game we like to play
Just three balls of snow
And as we all know
He can’t come to life, no way

There must have been some Morton’s in
That old sock hat we found
For when we placed it on his head
He just melted to the ground

So, Frosty, the Snowman
Isn’t living, as we see
And as children play
There he stands all day
Just ignored by you and me

Frosty the Snowman
As the sun grows hot this day
Started melting down
On the patchy ground
Meaning slush is on its way

Frosty the Snowman
Is about all gone today
So we wave goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry”
He’s not real anyway

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CML - December 11, 2024 - Report this comment
This brings me back to my childhood days of yore in Phoenix when I spent frolicking in the Sonoran desert snow. There was this one time ( and I do mean ONE time) when it snowed so hard, we, meaning every kid in my neighborhood, managed to make a single snowball. Sadly, before we could pick a kid to throw it at, it had already melted
Michael Corleone - December 11, 2024 - Report this comment
That's a true story, Kay. It actually did snow once in Phoenix in CML's lifetime for about 20 minutes .. between 12:32 PM and 12:53PM on Feb 3, 1964. Bruno Tattaglia told Pop all about it; Thats how I know
Onslaught - December 11, 2024 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comments CML and Michael Corleone

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