Song Parodies -> "Hoorah...the Red Sox Reign, Dear"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

"Hoorah...the Red Sox Reign, Dear"

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The Lyrics

play ball ! ......

they beat sheffield and williams
posada and jeter
cairo, godzilla
and alex the cheater
those yanks all recall
the most famous upset at all

hoorah...the red sox reign, dear
wearers of the crimson hose
millions of people saw them
now they know the yankees blow

all of their former teams, dear
used to have to take the blame
teams wouldn't let the red sox
triumph in the seventh game

in this team, you must believe
finally had their way
red sox put up quite a fight
they took out the yanks that night

then all of boston loved them
and they shouted out with glee
hoorah...the red sox reign, dear
they'll go down in history

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Charlie Decker - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Not for long ;-) 5s

AFW - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Great Sport Support...synchronizing the season...five homeruns

alvin rhodes - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks charlie and AFW...and you're probably right charlie...the red sox probably won't go all the way again until 2087

Guy - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Is it that time again already? PLAY BALL! Nice parody, what ain't right for one season is quite right for another. Merry Baseball!

Claude Prez - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Whoa, this is weird: I have a baseball parody to a christmas song all ready to go for tomorrow. Excellent stuff, esp. "Alex the cheater"; heh heh.

Dumb Ass Kid - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Sorry, but coming from the UK, I wasn't able to fully appreciate the humour, but it was sublimely paced and extremely well-written. Nice work! 545

alvin rhodes - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks guy , claude (yeah, weird coincidence) and d.a.k.

Rick Cormier - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Great Job! I live about 15 miles from Fenway. That's three 5's

2Eagle - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Clever rhyming and play on words.

Kristof Robertson - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm with DAK on this one Al...this means nothing to me, but still written with the typical Rhodesian flair.

alvin rhodes - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks rick, 2eagle and kristof

Kat - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Yeah for the REDSOX!

Michael Pacholek - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Alvin, first of all, I thought you were an Oriole fan. Too painful to admit, I suppse. At least your team finally took that statue of Cal Ripken off third base. Wait, that wasn't a statue? Oh well. Second of all, yes, they are going down in history, not to mention English, physical education, math, aw, hell, they're just going down. Seven pitchers on Opening Night, and the Yankees didn't even take advantage of the short porch. Finally... despite his newfound red clothing, his age, and his massive gut, David Wells is not Santa Claus. And Johnny Damon is not Jesus. But before long, all the Chowdah-heads will have Rudolphian red noses. From drinking their usual fill. TWEN-ty-NINE-ty! (Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap!)

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