-> "Here Comes Lecter's Jaws"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Parody Song Title:
"Here Comes Lecter's Jaws"
The Lyrics
Here comes Lecter's jaws.
Here comes Lecter's jaws.
Right for jugular vein.
Mixin' and blitzin' for your sweet vein, dear.
He is quite insane.
Cops are searchin' for where he's perchin'.
They gotta get this one right.
Lock your deadbolts and say your prayers
'cause Lecter's jaws come tonight!
Here comes Lecter's jaws.
Here comes Lecter's jaws.
Right for jugular vein.
He's got a mind that's so refined
but mind you, he's a pain!
Fava beans, a nice Chianti
dinner, a horrible sight.
So jump in bed and cover your head
'cause Lecter's jaws come tonight!
(instrumental break)
Here comes Lecter's jaws.
Here comes Lecter's jaws.
Right for jugular vein.
He doesn't care if you're rich or poor.
He'll eat you just the same!
Now that I think about it, he does
care if what he's eating is right.
If you're low-class, he'll just kick your ass.
But Lecter's jaws come tonight!
(instrumental break)
Here comes Lecter's jaws.
Here comes Lecter's jaws.
Right for jugular vein.
He'll come around your sleepy town
and be humanity's bane.
Let's hope Agent Clarice Starling
catches him and ends our plight.
Let's give pleas to the Lord above
that Lecter's jaws don't come tonight!
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