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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes the Food Grinch"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Here Comes the Food Grinch"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Here comes the Food Grinch,
Here comes the Food Grinch -
Throw away the sweets.
Obsessive - compulsive busybodies -
Say you can't have treats!
You'll get diabeties, harden your arteries -
If you don't eat right.
Light the candles and say your prayers -
There'll be no latkes tonight!

Mister Food Grinch,
Mister Food Grinch -
You're a stick in the mud -
Party pooper, Nazi storm trooper -
Making us eat crud.
We can't play draydl with sprouts of brussel -
It wouldn't be the same,
No chocolate or rugelach -
Makes Hannukah so lame.

Yes, Virginia,
There is a Food Grinch -
Santa's history.
It's unsightly to be portly -
Dare you disagree?
The Grinch has tofu, soy and sushi -
Not such festive fare.
The kibosh is on our holiday fun -
Tradition's blown in the air!

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alvin rhodes - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
unique concept
Ann Hammond - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
My choclate is mine.
John Barry - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
A nice companion piece to Yoidy's "Lox."

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