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Song Parodies -> "Rossi The Hitman"

Original Song Title:

"Frosty The Snowman"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Rossi The Hitman"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics



Rossi the hitman,
Was a guy who was un-souled.
Was a born mob type who is snuffin' foes
Just like ice he was that cold.

Rossi the hitman,
Used his killin' craft to slay.
He would snuff wiseguys, just adored demise
As he ended lives each day.

There must have been some manic in
That old ilk cat abound.
A price gets placed upon a head,
Might get lost and never found.

So frosty's this hitman,
None survived as he coldly
Bid his killin' ways,
He could stab or flay,
Or use flame, you're history.

Rossi the hitman,
Used a gun and shot at prey.
But the lead got spun,
Shot dead this nun.
Never 'fore he dealt non-lay.

He now had some spillage,
Hit a nun chick quite unplanned.
Gunning here; went there,
Plus he missed his "fare" Slaying
Botched this job hit man.

He fled on down to nearby town,
To shake off any cop.
He had no cause hit convent hen,
A habit he must stop.

Now, Rossi the hitman,
Had to bury this some way.
Gave another try slaying
The right guy,
"Ids jus' bidness wud I say."

Pumpety pump pump!
Pumpety pump pump!

Shoot that nasty ho.

Pumpety pump pump!
Pumpety pump pump!

Un-der world kills their foe.


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Invisible Boy - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the ebonics...fuggedaboudit
alvin - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
pumpety pump pump...lol
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-E, Ovah 'eah, huh? Dat Rossi guyz useyully doan needs any cleaning bud I see dat hez done gawd da sitchashun unna controled. Iz too bad aboud dat nun gettin' whacked an all bud dats jus bidness an shid appens. Like I say ids jus bidness an' hez mos liklee loss sum points on da deal cauzin. allz dat coladerol damitch. Dat's jus lif inna waste managmend bidness. I may hafta put one thru da eye ta led im know dat da tail iz up. I'm toid id was a "Moe Green Special" wut done in da nun. Rossi needz to stop comin' heavy for a whilst jus 'til da heats offa im. Hey Pauley ids lunge time lets gabagool. 2-LOUD outta 'eah.
Mike (the Finger) Pacholek - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Wassa matta wit you, Cawmine? Doncha know a good parody when ya hear one? Honestly. Guy showed da proper respect, and now I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse: Fives in exchange for more good parodies like dis one. He's a real standup guy.
John Barry - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
"Rossi"'s a hit, man!
Agrimorfee - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Rossi has been known to be on good speakin' toims with a soitain Rudolph "The Crazy" Gunman. What a bunch-a nutjobs! 555
AFW - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Another fine whack at the Mafioso theme
Guy - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
IB - I Tink day iz I-Bonics. Dis iz da mob 'eah. Tanks fer da commends an votz.

Alvin - You LOL at the silliest parts. Thanks.

Don Carmine (bow in servitude at the waist and kisses left cheek) It is with sincere interest that no squeeze get put on the enforcer Rossi and that his points don't get shaved too bad for hittin' on a nun. And I can see where he won't be coming heavy for a while until the heat dies down. Wow shooting a nun - I couldn't believe that when I heard it so I just had to go out and write all about it. Hope Father Sarducci doesn't get wind of this. Holy smoke - I mean with utmost respect Don Carmine.

Hey-E Mikey (the fingah) The Don is OK with the hit and the parody. Another Hitman is coming out tomorrow. Too bad about that nun, Huh?

John B. Tang you berry mudge.

Agri - Yeah I hoid about that Rudy guyz - they call him Oobatz.

AFW What can I say crime pays.
Rick C - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I looked for reasons to give this less than three 5s but, could find nun.
Dee Range - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I was just drinking some Blue Nun when this popped up...your mafioso series is brilliant, Guy.....even funnier with the accents. Keep 'em comin'
Ann Hammond - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
he he

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