Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Kitty Claws"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

"Here Comes Kitty Claws"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Kittens are cute except when they go psycho and attack everything, which is all the time. If you have a kitty, here's hoping they turn into a fat cat soon.

Here comes Kitty Claws
Here comes Kitty Claws
Aiming for you head
Kitties may ask for cheezburgers
Or your brains instead
You may think they're cute and cuddly
Fur balls giving you love
But give them a ball of string
And they are sure to draw blood.

Here comes Kitty Claws
Here comes Kitty Claws
Sharpened on your couch
Stealthy ninja stalking you
Think your sock's a mouse
Pants are ripped and legs are bloody
Have to lock your door
Better sleep with one eye open
'Cause Kitty's coming for more.

Here comes Kitty Claws
Here comes Kitty Claws
Kitten's licking your face
It's not out of affection
She's just getting a taste
Kitty just has you in training
to leave her alone
'Cause soon kitty will be old and fat
and ruler of your home.

I need a band-aid. Recorded here

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