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Song Parodies -> "Easter Madness"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Peter Cottentail"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Easter Madness"
Parody Written by:
Spanky ( Mewanta) Woods
The Lyrics
Here comes that old Easter Bunny
but he sure is looking funny
foaming at the mouth
with his eyes all wide and glazed
hide the kids and lock the doors
load the guns and maybe more
That damned bunny is rabid this year
They'll be no hidden eggs or baskets
cause he's out for blood
How the hell did this happen
and what will we tell our young
Here comes that old Easter Bunny
but he sure is looking funny
foaming at the mouth
with his eyes all wide and glazed
Oh the Government has stepped right in
and said Rabbit season has to begin
so I pulled out my trusty 44
He's 6 ft tall wares a vest with 2
long ears & the news man said
there's a huge reward for his lucky foot
well I had that bastards in my sights
when I thought came to my mind of all the joy
he'd brought me back in simpler times
But I guess them days don't matter no more
I pulled the trigger and he went down like a whore
Hopefully things go better next year !!
but he sure is looking funny
foaming at the mouth
with his eyes all wide and glazed
hide the kids and lock the doors
load the guns and maybe more
That damned bunny is rabid this year
They'll be no hidden eggs or baskets
cause he's out for blood
How the hell did this happen
and what will we tell our young
Here comes that old Easter Bunny
but he sure is looking funny
foaming at the mouth
with his eyes all wide and glazed
Oh the Government has stepped right in
and said Rabbit season has to begin
so I pulled out my trusty 44
He's 6 ft tall wares a vest with 2
long ears & the news man said
there's a huge reward for his lucky foot
well I had that bastards in my sights
when I thought came to my mind of all the joy
he'd brought me back in simpler times
But I guess them days don't matter no more
I pulled the trigger and he went down like a whore
Hopefully things go better next year !!
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