-> "Ballot of Barry Obama"
Original Song Title:
"Ballad of Davy Crockett"
Parody Song Title:
"Ballot of Barry Obama"
The Lyrics
Born in Nairobi back in '61
Never knew his Daddy 'cause he up an' run
Raised in Indonesia where he learned about jihad
Moved to Chicago, found another God
(Damn!)
Barry, Barry Obama
Burying the USA
A half-term senator who had it planned
Taxes to be raised and guns to be banned
That's how our Saviour-Messiah was born
A mighty oak from a tiny ACORN
Barry, Barry Obama
Adding up the dead men's votes
He owns all the banks and he owns the cars
We owe the moon and we owe the stars
But that's not socialism, so he says
And we believe him, 'cause he's the Pres
Barry, Barry Obama
Tell us what we want to hear
Health care establishment is in his sights
Everybody losing a few more rights
Congressman Joe Wilson, a bit uncouth
Censured by his colleagues for shouting the truth
Barry, Barry Obama
We'll stand in line and wait
I'm just an ordinary working slob
Trying to make a living on a part-time job
Obama's new America feels mighty strange
I'm "hoping" you can spare me a little "change"
Barry, Barry Obama
Raised the price of tires
When Barry's first term had finally passed
He said "The last election really was the LAST!
The American people have voted for me
To guide the country through eternity"
Barry, Barry Obama
Everybody hail our King!
Barry, Barry Obama
His praises let us sing!
(Alternate first verse)
Born in Hawaii in the mid-day sun
Jumped from his cradle and began to run
Nobody knew just where he went
Til he showed up as the President
Barry, Barry Obama
Who the hell are you?
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