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Original Song Title:

"Battle Cry of Freedom"

Original Performer:

George Frederick Root

Parody Song Title:

"Loser Flag of Treason"

Parody Written by:

Liam Wescott

The Lyrics

My take on people who fly the flag of traitors and many of whom enthusiastically support Donald Trump
The Loser Flag of Treason

Yes, we'll rally round the flag, boys,
We'll rally once again,
Sporting the Loser Flag of Treason,
We will rally from our keyboards,
We'll gather from our basements,
Sporting the Loser Flag of Treason.

CHORUS:
The Losers forever,
Hurrah! boys, hurrah!
Down with reality,
Up with Trumpism;
While we rally round the flag, boys,
Rally once again,
Sporting the Loser Flag of Treason.

We are fighting for our Lost Cause
For all the traitors gone before,
Sporting the Loser Flag of Treason;
And we'll fill our vacant ranks with
A million fighting keyboarders,
Sporting the Loser Flag of Treason.

CHORUS
The Losers forever,
Hurrah! boys, hurrah!
Down with reality,
Up with Trumpism;
While we rally round the flag, boys,
Rally once again,
Sporting the Loser Flag of Treason.

We will welcome to our numbers
The losers, incels, and mama’s boys,
Sporting the Loser Flag of Treason;
And although we all are poor,
Not a one of us will the lottery,
Sporting the Loser Flag of Treason.

CHORUS
The Losers forever,
Hurrah! boys, hurrah!
Down with reality,
Up with Trumpism;
While we rally round the flag, boys,
Rally once again,
Sporting the Loser Flag of Treason.

So we're fighting for our Lost Cause
From the Red States and the South,
Sporting the Loser Flag of Treason;
And we'll fight the Democrats
From our mother’s basements
Sporting the Loser Flag of Treason.

CHORUS
The Losers forever,
Hurrah! boys, hurrah!
Down with reality,
Up with Trumpism;
While we rally round the flag, boys,
Rally once again,
Sporting the Loser Flag of Treason.

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Blessed Yankee - August 10, 2020 - Report this comment
Yeah, we Trump supporters can see you Democrats are still pretty bitter about losing your treasonous war to preserve slavery. No wonder you racist fascist goose-steppers are already proposing to try to secede again if Trump manages to overcome all your treasonous attempts at vote fraud to win another term.
"Reality Dweller" Laurie Rubel - August 10, 2020 - Report this comment
the idea that math (or data) is culturally neutral or in any way objective is a MYTH. i'm ready to move on with that understanding. who's coming with me? #takebackmath

along with the "of course math is neutral because 2+2=4" trope are the related (and creepy) "math is pure" and "protect math."

reeks of white supremacist patriarchy.

i'd rather think on nurturing people & protecting the plant (with math in service of them goals)
Historian - August 10, 2020 - Report this comment
Funny thing about Civil War 1.0: like the proposed 2.0 version, it was the treasonous racist Democrats' illegal attempt to overturn a Republican President's election.
Historian 2 - August 10, 2020 - Report this comment
Hist., you have a point, to a point. The Southern Dems were racist slaveholders, to a point. But at some point the GOP became the party of racism Klanism, etc. The wheel keeps turning.
Patrick - August 10, 2020 - Report this comment
The pacing is way off. There are good versions on youtube to consult, as this is not a well-known song anymore. The history is flawed, too. Secession was not and is still not illegal. Jefferson Davis was never charged with nor tried for treason. It was plainly stated in the textbooks used at West Point that States had the power to withdraw from the Union. A contract made or sustained by force is not valid. The federal government may only send troops to put down an insurrection in a State if the governing authority thereof requests such intervention. The Governor of Oregon and the Mayor of Portland endorse the rioters and did not make such a request. Trump sent Homeland Security to protect federal property. Same pretext Lincoln used to reinforce Fort Sumter. History is repeating itself. Wonder if enough people understand history to see that. Lincoln was a White supremacist. Explicitly said so. Slaves were property and in their "liberation" by Union troops were referred to as "contraband", seized along with the houses, crops, livestock and other chattels of the defeated, just as today's cops take cars, money and houses from drug dealers. No one really cares about the addicts, they are just the pretext for policing for profit. Slaves were the pretext for invasion to advance federal supremacy. Secession is the peaceful way to resolve cultural differences, just as divorce is a means of separating two incompatible individuals. In 1861 people still knew the differences between men and women. No one proposed abolishing mathematics or eliminating our common language. It was forbidden to teach slaves to read because literacy was a means of advancement and liberation. Today learning to read, write and spell correctly is regarded as "acting white" and "racist". The political and cultural differences of that era are still here today, along with a layer of craziness the most wild-eyed fanatics of Antebellum America could never have fathomed.
Historian 2 - August 10, 2020 - Report this comment
Democrats are the liberators and our respects to George Kirby with our Kente cloth shows! Death to America!
Historian - August 10, 2020 - Report this comment
The Republicans NEVER switched places with the Democrats; the Democrats are STILL the party of racism, fascism, lawlessness, treason, and cowardly goose-stepping thugs in masks that they've been ever since they lost Civil War 1.0.
Michael Pacholek - August 11, 2020 - Report this comment
Ignore the schmucks above. They are either lying or ignorant. This title could also be used to R.E.M.'s "Losing My Religion."
Historian 2 - August 12, 2020 - Report this comment
Exactly and Epstein did killed himself!
Patrick - August 12, 2020 - Report this comment
Which schmucks? Just learned today that Lincoln overturned the court martial conviction of John Basil Turchin, commander of the 19th Illinois Infantry, for encouraging his men to rape and pillage the civilian inhabitants of Athens, Alabama after the Confederate troops had already evacuated. Dismissed from the service, Lincoln reinstated Turchin and promoted him to Brigadier General. Turchin, born Ivan Vasilievitch Turchaninov gained his military experience as a Cossack member of the Czar's personal bodyguard, suppressing uprisings in Poland and Hungary. History is quite informative.
Patrick - August 13, 2020 - Report this comment
Schmuck is a Yiddish word for "penis". I presume calling someone a "schmuck" indicates the speaker is perceiving the virility of the object of his epithet.
Democracy Defender - August 15, 2020 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - And REM are smart. They may be Southern 'hillbillies' but they are NOT racist rednecks. They are COOL.
Historian 2 - August 16, 2020 - Report this comment
Also, I am Marie of Romania!

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