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Song Parodies -> "Methamphetamine"
Original Song Title:
"White Lightning"
Original Performer:
George Jones
Parody Song Title:
"Methamphetamine"
Parody Written by:
crazydon
The Lyrics
In West Virginia and in a lot of other places, people are buying stuff like Sudafed, muriatic acid and Coleman fuel (a specially-prepared fuel used in Coleman lanterns and Coleman stoves) and using these ingredients to make methamphetamine. It is very dangerous, as there have been lots of fires and explosions due to these clandestine meth labs. It has literally come too close to home for me, as such a lab caused a house fire two blocks from me! And it really irks me that a recent commercial for Sudafed directs people to "aisle 5," where there is a huge display of Sudafed, attracting the likes of these illegal meth cookers!
Way out in the woods and up in the hills
People buyin' lots of Sudafed pills
Buyin' muriatic acid and Coleman fuel too
And they mix them up into an awful goo
Mighty unpleasin'
May stop you from sneezin'
Ewwwww! Methamphetamine!
(chorus)
Well, the G-men, T-men, drug agents too
Searchin' for the places where they make the goo
They were lookin' tryin' to book 'em
But those dumb folks kept on cookin'
Ewwwww! Methamphetamine!
(piano instrumental break)
How come this stuff that smells like gasoline
Turns into the thing called methamphetamine
You mix it all wrong and it'll seal your doom
When your house blows up to the sound of boom
Lightning starts a-flashin'
Thunder starts a-crashin'
Ewwwww! Methamphetamine!
(repeat chorus)
(guitar instrumental break)
Well, there once was a fellow name of Dan McGrew
Said, "I'm gonna mix me up a batch of this goo!"
Imagine his surprise when he turned around
And his house went boom and it burned to the ground
Mighty unpleasin'
May stop you from sneezin'
Ewwwww! Methamphetamine!
(repeat chorus)
People buyin' lots of Sudafed pills
Buyin' muriatic acid and Coleman fuel too
And they mix them up into an awful goo
Mighty unpleasin'
May stop you from sneezin'
Ewwwww! Methamphetamine!
(chorus)
Well, the G-men, T-men, drug agents too
Searchin' for the places where they make the goo
They were lookin' tryin' to book 'em
But those dumb folks kept on cookin'
Ewwwww! Methamphetamine!
(piano instrumental break)
How come this stuff that smells like gasoline
Turns into the thing called methamphetamine
You mix it all wrong and it'll seal your doom
When your house blows up to the sound of boom
Lightning starts a-flashin'
Thunder starts a-crashin'
Ewwwww! Methamphetamine!
(repeat chorus)
(guitar instrumental break)
Well, there once was a fellow name of Dan McGrew
Said, "I'm gonna mix me up a batch of this goo!"
Imagine his surprise when he turned around
And his house went boom and it burned to the ground
Mighty unpleasin'
May stop you from sneezin'
Ewwwww! Methamphetamine!
(repeat chorus)
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