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Song Parodies -> "Allard Baird"
Original Song Title:
"Over There"
Original Performer:
George M Cohan
Parody Song Title:
"Allard Baird"
Parody Written by:
Jim Lewis
The Lyrics
Last year they were baseball's darlings; this year the KC Royals' season is an unmitigated disaster. GM Allard Baird says he's getting ready to make major changes...
Muzzy get your phone, get your phone, get your phone,
The team is lying prone, season's blown, should have known!
Anderson can't find the plate
Juan Gonzalez is dead weight
Try to make a trade, must persuade, let's upgrade,
Package Carlos B, our marquis, rapidly!
Santiago can go too,
"Dump them all," says our guru...
Allard Baird, Allard Baird!
He's concurred, trades be heard, we have erred!
'Cause the team is losing, KC is snoozing,
The team looks really unprepared!
So beware! No one's spared!
Allard Baird has declared team's impaired.
The season's over, in May it's over,
"It's a Royal mess, I confess," says Allard Baird!
Gonna finish first, not the worst, just been cursed,
Team has got a thirst, not coerced, needs a burst
So says Skipper Tony P.
Absolved of guilt by year '03.
Now it's way too late, it's checkmate, no debate,
Throw Affeldt in the deal, it's a steal, if surreal.
Sweeney's contract is a noose
End excuses, cut him loose!
Allard Baird, Allard Baird
He's concurred, trades be heard, we have erred!
Cause Leskanic's failing, and Mac is flailing
Let's go wholesaling anywhere.
So prepare, say your prayers,
Just select a prospect for Matt Stairs.
The season's over, in May it's over,
"Time to make a swap, work non-stop", says Allard Baird!
The team is lying prone, season's blown, should have known!
Anderson can't find the plate
Juan Gonzalez is dead weight
Try to make a trade, must persuade, let's upgrade,
Package Carlos B, our marquis, rapidly!
Santiago can go too,
"Dump them all," says our guru...
Allard Baird, Allard Baird!
He's concurred, trades be heard, we have erred!
'Cause the team is losing, KC is snoozing,
The team looks really unprepared!
So beware! No one's spared!
Allard Baird has declared team's impaired.
The season's over, in May it's over,
"It's a Royal mess, I confess," says Allard Baird!
Gonna finish first, not the worst, just been cursed,
Team has got a thirst, not coerced, needs a burst
So says Skipper Tony P.
Absolved of guilt by year '03.
Now it's way too late, it's checkmate, no debate,
Throw Affeldt in the deal, it's a steal, if surreal.
Sweeney's contract is a noose
End excuses, cut him loose!
Allard Baird, Allard Baird
He's concurred, trades be heard, we have erred!
Cause Leskanic's failing, and Mac is flailing
Let's go wholesaling anywhere.
So prepare, say your prayers,
Just select a prospect for Matt Stairs.
The season's over, in May it's over,
"Time to make a swap, work non-stop", says Allard Baird!
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