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Song Parodies -> "Show Your Pair (Ode to New Orleans)"
Original Song Title:
"Over There"
Original Performer:
George M. Cohan
Parody Song Title:
"Show Your Pair (Ode to New Orleans)"
Parody Written by:
Charlie Decker
The Lyrics
I booked my tickets to New Orleans for spring break today. Here's an ode to that great town. I never said I believed in it, but the song wrote itself, folks...
Honey, lift your shirt, lift your shirt, lift your shirt
There's no time to flirt, time to flirt, time to flirt
My cat calling, hear my glee
If you set the two twins free
Here in N'Orleans town, drunken clown, falling down
Had a beer or two, (twelve it's true), gonna spew
But I know that I'll be fine, if you grant this wish of mine...
Show your pair! Show your pair!
Lose the shirt, lose the shirt, show your pair!
'Cause the rack you're packing, is hardly lacking
The beads clack-clacking in the air
Don't despair, while we stare
Say it loud, that you're proud, show your pair!
You're not conceeding, but still we're pleading
And we won't shut up till you show us all your pair!
(Repeat)
Honey, lift your shirt, lift your shirt, lift your shirt
Please this young pervert, who's overt, it won't hurt
Hoist the fabric up while I
Yank my doodle on the sly
Just a little peek, for this geek, the twin peaks
Turns out you're a man? With those cans? I'll be damned!
You've got man-boobs, yes it's true
I don't care, as long as you
Show your pair! Show your pair!
Lose the shirt, lose the shirt, show your pair!
'Cause the rack you're packing, is hardly lacking
The beads clack-clacking in the air
Don't despair, while we stare
Say it loud, that you're proud, show your pair!
You're not conceeding, but still we're pleading
And we won't shut up till you show us all your pair!
(Repeat)
There's no time to flirt, time to flirt, time to flirt
My cat calling, hear my glee
If you set the two twins free
Here in N'Orleans town, drunken clown, falling down
Had a beer or two, (twelve it's true), gonna spew
But I know that I'll be fine, if you grant this wish of mine...
Show your pair! Show your pair!
Lose the shirt, lose the shirt, show your pair!
'Cause the rack you're packing, is hardly lacking
The beads clack-clacking in the air
Don't despair, while we stare
Say it loud, that you're proud, show your pair!
You're not conceeding, but still we're pleading
And we won't shut up till you show us all your pair!
(Repeat)
Honey, lift your shirt, lift your shirt, lift your shirt
Please this young pervert, who's overt, it won't hurt
Hoist the fabric up while I
Yank my doodle on the sly
Just a little peek, for this geek, the twin peaks
Turns out you're a man? With those cans? I'll be damned!
You've got man-boobs, yes it's true
I don't care, as long as you
Show your pair! Show your pair!
Lose the shirt, lose the shirt, show your pair!
'Cause the rack you're packing, is hardly lacking
The beads clack-clacking in the air
Don't despair, while we stare
Say it loud, that you're proud, show your pair!
You're not conceeding, but still we're pleading
And we won't shut up till you show us all your pair!
(Repeat)
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This one's way out in front...5's
Mamelles Grasses: Fat Boobsday
Good, I'm glad this got posted. Didn't get through the censor the first time...
LOL... 3 bouncy 5's coming your way....
35-25-35. And as Andy Williams most definitely would NOT say, Have a most wonderful time, sans brassieres.
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