on your birthday, and right after school,
have a party, that would be cool
we'll blow the candles, and we'll all cut the cake
pin tails on donkeys, play patty cake

the toy store present, we got it picked out
it's everything you said you're dreaming about
you can't get it wet, it turns into a blob
for your birthday I bought a spongebob

for your birthday I got a spongebob
so stop your crying, I won't hear a sob
play all together with the new guy spongebob
and please say thank you or you'll be a knob

I coulda tried to be really mean
forgot your birthday, and caused a real scene
but I decided it was your special day
we'll have a party tonight, cause it's your special day

your chocolate cake candles burning so bright
happy birthday is the new song tonight
when it gets opened, just say 'OH MY GOD!"
mommy daddy just bought me a spongebob!

for your birthday I got a spongebob
for your birthday I got a spongebob

you are the cutest kid in the whole land
you got the squarepants sittin there in your hand
when it gets opened, just say 'OH MY GOD!"
mommy daddy just bought me a spongebob!

your mom and daddy went and got a spongebob