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Song Parodies -> "The Charge-It-To-Ya Chorus"
Original Song Title:
"The Hallelujah Chorus"
Original Performer:
Georg Friedrich Händel
Parody Song Title:
"The Charge-It-To-Ya Chorus"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
It's the time of year when we hear Handel's "Hallelujah Chorus" played on the radio and other media....so I decided to combine a tribute to Handel's masterpiece of choral music with one of my favorite holiday season parody-topics - commercialism - and so here is my holiday season song parody - the "Charge-It-To-Ya Chorus" ....... Happy Holidays, everybody !
Charge-----it-to-ya!
Charge-----it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it---------to-ya!
Charge-----it-to-ya!
Charge-----it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it----to----ya!
For the Lord Card Omnipotent reigneth
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
For the Lord Card Omnipotent reigneth
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
For-------the Lord Card Omni---potent reign------eth
Charge-it-to-ya! ( For----------------)
Charge-it-to-ya! ( the Lord Card )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Omni---potent )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( reign---------eth )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( For----------------)
Charge-it-to-ya! ( the Lord Card )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Omni---potent )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( reign---------eth )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )
Charge-it - - to - - ya ( Charge-it - - to - - ya ! )
Ka-ching-dom of this world
Is become ka-ching-dom of our cards
I love this price - I love this price !
And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors ( ----- for debtors and debtors ) ----------
-- And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors (----- for debtors and debtors ) --------
---- And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors ( ----- for debtors and debtors ) ------
------ And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors (----- for debtors and debtors ) ----
-------- And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors ( ----- for debtors and debtors ) --
----------- And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors (----- for debtors and debtors )
Ching-ka-ching !
For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
On credit cards!
For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Ching-ka-ching !
For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
On debit cards!
For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Ching-ka-ching !
For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
On MasterCard !
CHING - KA - CHING
ON HOARDS - OF - CARDS
And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - - - - - - - - - -
- - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - - - - - - - -
- - - - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - - - - - -
- - - - - - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - - - -
- - - - - - - - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - -
- - - - - - - - - - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors
Ching-ka-ching ! -----------------------------
---------------- For debtors and debtors !
On hoards of cards ! --------------------------
---------- Charge-it-to-ya! Charge-it-to-ya!
And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors !
Ching-ka-ching !
On hoards of cards !
Ching-ka-ching !
On hoards of cards !
And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors !
Ching-ka-ching ! ( For debtors! And debtors! )
On hoards of cards ! ( For debtors! And debtors! )
Charge-It-To-Ya!
Charge-It-To-Ya!
Charge-It-To-Ya!
Charge-It-To-Ya!
CHARGE
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
TO
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Charge-----it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it---------to-ya!
Charge-----it-to-ya!
Charge-----it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it----to----ya!
For the Lord Card Omnipotent reigneth
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
For the Lord Card Omnipotent reigneth
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
For-------the Lord Card Omni---potent reign------eth
Charge-it-to-ya! ( For----------------)
Charge-it-to-ya! ( the Lord Card )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Omni---potent )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( reign---------eth )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( For----------------)
Charge-it-to-ya! ( the Lord Card )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Omni---potent )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( reign---------eth )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )
Charge-it - - to - - ya ( Charge-it - - to - - ya ! )
Ka-ching-dom of this world
Is become ka-ching-dom of our cards
I love this price - I love this price !
And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors ( ----- for debtors and debtors ) ----------
-- And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors (----- for debtors and debtors ) --------
---- And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors ( ----- for debtors and debtors ) ------
------ And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors (----- for debtors and debtors ) ----
-------- And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors ( ----- for debtors and debtors ) --
----------- And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors (----- for debtors and debtors )
Ching-ka-ching !
For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
On credit cards!
For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Ching-ka-ching !
For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
On debit cards!
For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Ching-ka-ching !
For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
On MasterCard !
CHING - KA - CHING
ON HOARDS - OF - CARDS
And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - - - - - - - - - -
- - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - - - - - - - -
- - - - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - - - - - -
- - - - - - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - - - -
- - - - - - - - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - -
- - - - - - - - - - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors
Ching-ka-ching ! -----------------------------
---------------- For debtors and debtors !
On hoards of cards ! --------------------------
---------- Charge-it-to-ya! Charge-it-to-ya!
And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors !
Ching-ka-ching !
On hoards of cards !
Ching-ka-ching !
On hoards of cards !
And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors !
Ching-ka-ching ! ( For debtors! And debtors! )
On hoards of cards ! ( For debtors! And debtors! )
Charge-It-To-Ya!
Charge-It-To-Ya!
Charge-It-To-Ya!
Charge-It-To-Ya!
CHARGE
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
TO
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Historical footnote: Georg Friedrich Händel was born on February 23, 1685. During his lifetime, Handel composed 23 oratorios. Of Handel's 23 oratorios, he composed his most famous oratorio, "Messiah", which contains the Hallelujah Chorus, in 23 days during 1741. 23, 23, 23, yeah, 23 - Handel's words of wisdom - 23.
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| 5 | 35 | 31 | 31 |
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Excellent parody, excellent presentation. And it all comes down to 23, doesn't it?
Johnny, I bet God is alot quicker to forgive than those creditors, once a person has charged up a bundle--in fact I know he is. You did a great job.
Great job, Johnny D. Particularly liked "Ka-ching-dom"
Loved it!
Thank you JJ, Royce, Melhi, and Ellipsis !
Uh-oh....four comments but only three votes.....who forgot to hang their holiday chad, good people, ?? ;-D
Uh-oh....four comments but only three votes.....who forgot to hang their holiday chad, good people, ?? ;-D
Just got in. 5's Got a Handel on it, I see.
I was the one who forgot to place my vote. :D But I placed it now.
555. Brought tears of joy to my eyes.
This was by far one of the best things I've ever read on this site; you did an excellent job with it. I vote all fives; I'm pretty sure I placed my vote this time. :)
A wonderful idea, Johnny... "For the Lord Card Omnipotent reigneth" that must be the Master Card, then?
Original song and very well done! =)
Great job!!
Thank you, Rick, Ellipsis, Agrimorfee, kozar, Phil Alexander, Diva, and Suzie Cream Cheese!
And Phil - I suppose one could say that the Master's Card might be called MasterCard - LOL ! ;-)
I agree with most of the above commenters; this was a really great parody. Not to mention hilarious.
I enjoyed it too!
ice song for those that can "Handel" it. (Haw, haw, haw!)
Thank you nally, Mr. X, and Quayle!
I really liked this one. It was very well written and very funny. 5's. :)
I liked it too! 5-5-5
Thanks, Serafina and Joe!
I just stumbled across this one...it was hilarious!!!
Thank you, Fred!
Just restoring my vote due to last week's glitch.
Thanks very much, Joe.
(ABC) Good one.
(ABC) Unique idea.
(ABC) Forgot that I read this one before. I am a sucker for Hallejuah Chorus parodies .
Thank you Phil, John, and Agrimorfee.
(ABC) You have a certain knack with the classics, even if it's only twelve words repeated over and over. Loved your 'concrete poetry' structuring to make the parody more interesting.
Thanks Luke.
(ABC "T") "Historical footnote: Georg Friedrich Händel was born on February 23, 1685. During his lifetime, Handel composed 23 oratorios. Of Handel's 23 oratorios, he composed his most famous oratorio, "Messiah", which contains the Hallelujah Chorus, in 23 days during 1741. 23, 23, 23, yeah, 23 – Handel's words of wisdom – 23. " Yeah, yeah, yeah, Johnny, but come on, what was Handel's CREDIT RATING?? EQUI-FAX #??? Could he Handel an 8% re-finance or is he gonna screw-ya and declare bankruptcy? Well, pending more data regarding his loan-worthiness I can only extend you "5-5-5" at this time...perhaps this "Handel" fellow should look into a "Debit" card account to demonstrate responsibility...we want to make sure he's still around, oh, say 6 months or so from now... you know these "long-haired" musician types...
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(ABC) Captured the pure spirit of modern secular seasonal commercialism at its "best".
Thanks Guy, such was my cunning plan all along.
ABCs...going against the crowd here...but...while it's funny...I didn't think it was THAT funny. And you only had to think of like 5 lines.
Thanks Arwen.
(ABC) Oh man, that was great, great stuff. Good luck in the contest
Thank you, Jared.
Cute. Not much to work with as far as changing words, but I got a chuckle out of it.
Thanks Jeff.
Johnny, you are a very strange man! Oh, we knew that! Ok then, good job! ;-)
And Peregrin, you are a very normal hobbit! Thanks! ;-D
(ABC) Is this what we are going to have playing in the backgorund of the threesome. Er, the videotaped twosome? ;-)
Heh heh heh, watch it there, Merry! I mean, watch them there....er, I mean, er, hmm, I'd better watch what I say....I'll just say...thanks! ;-)
Great pacing and wordplay, interesting way of showing the musical structure too...and even though I don't celebrate Christmas as such, I agree that the holidays are way too commercialized. 5's all round!
Thank you very much, Ingeborg!
While you only had to think of five lines, you probably spent a decent amount of time typing the damn thing, and I quite enjoyed 'Ka-ching-dom'
Thanks, 2nz.
All right, who's the basterd that voted 1 for pacing on this? This was a damn good parody, and whoever made that bogus vote should have their IP banned! This parody was not, and I repeat NOT, off paced, for cryin out loud.
It certainly wasn't.
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