Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "In the Punafore (reprise)"
Original Song Title:
"On the Pinafore (reprise)"
Original Performer:
Gilbert and Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"In the Punafore (reprise)"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
This is from a complete parody of "The H.M.S. Pinafore". The concept is the whole thing takes place in a bar like "Cheers" And Yes, it took a lot of beer to write it.
Sir Hoseoff is now here
He's concerned about finances
So let's hope he lends an ear
To our Captains' songs and dances
Can't fail, can't fail to show the man
That we will make no trouble
Though sober, sober people can
Be somewhat re-li-able
MEN:
We are lager-guzzling men
And there's one thing we hold de-ar
This pub must stay open
It's the only place with bee-ar
WOMEN:
Rowdy men-folk
Can't take a joke
Or get used to
Drinking just Coke
Always staring
Always swearing
Every night it's
Quite overbearing
MEN:
You feel you're God's gift to men
You all think you are a ten
WOMEN:
Drinking might'ly
So unsightly
Slobbering so
Unpolitely
(Sing duet just like in original)
He's concerned about finances
So let's hope he lends an ear
To our Captains' songs and dances
Can't fail, can't fail to show the man
That we will make no trouble
Though sober, sober people can
Be somewhat re-li-able
MEN:
We are lager-guzzling men
And there's one thing we hold de-ar
This pub must stay open
It's the only place with bee-ar
WOMEN:
Rowdy men-folk
Can't take a joke
Or get used to
Drinking just Coke
Always staring
Always swearing
Every night it's
Quite overbearing
MEN:
You feel you're God's gift to men
You all think you are a ten
WOMEN:
Drinking might'ly
So unsightly
Slobbering so
Unpolitely
(Sing duet just like in original)
http://home.earthlink.net/~duncanoff/
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/gilbertandsullivan12.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1382