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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Is There Not One Normal Breast?"
Original Song Title:
"Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast?"
Original Performer:
Gilbert and Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"Oh, Is There Not One Normal Breast?"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Gilbert and Sullivan song titles, with few exceptions, are just the first line of the song. This one is from "The Pirates of Penzance". I realize only a few people here have heard it (And you know who you are PA) But that's the way it is for me with some of the rap parodies.
Oh, Is there not one normal breast
Which does not feel of plastic sections?
As if there is no interest
Of having natural projections
Who would enhance them willingly?
To get their mammaries inflated?
To alter all the work of God
From her own body image hated
From her own body image hated
To alter all the work of God
From her own body image hated
(Chorus)
Alas there's not one normal breast
Which seems to feel of plastic sections
As if there is no interest
Of having natural projections
Oh, is there not one woman small
Who does not feel she needs injections?
The adverts and the media
Have duped them into harsh "corrections"
To such a one I say to thee
Yes, more than a mouthful is wasted
If you will flash your chest at me
However small you be I'll taste it
However small you be
If you will flash your chest at me
However small you be
I'll taste it, I'll taste it I'll taste it......
(Chorus)
Alas, There's not one maiden small
Who does not feel she needs injections
And adverts and the media
Have duped them into harsh corrections
Which does not feel of plastic sections?
As if there is no interest
Of having natural projections
Who would enhance them willingly?
To get their mammaries inflated?
To alter all the work of God
From her own body image hated
From her own body image hated
To alter all the work of God
From her own body image hated
(Chorus)
Alas there's not one normal breast
Which seems to feel of plastic sections
As if there is no interest
Of having natural projections
Oh, is there not one woman small
Who does not feel she needs injections?
The adverts and the media
Have duped them into harsh "corrections"
To such a one I say to thee
Yes, more than a mouthful is wasted
If you will flash your chest at me
However small you be I'll taste it
However small you be
If you will flash your chest at me
However small you be
I'll taste it, I'll taste it I'll taste it......
(Chorus)
Alas, There's not one maiden small
Who does not feel she needs injections
And adverts and the media
Have duped them into harsh corrections
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Take a standing ovation and an encore or two for this one, RD - you really "broke a leg" with this masterful performance!
Thanks JD. Didn't expect much notice for this one. But I got amused by thinking of Rex Smith singing this in the movie version.
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