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Song Parodies -> "I am the Nazgul King"
Original Song Title:
"I am the Pirate King"
Original Performer:
Gilbert and Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"I am the Nazgul King"
Parody Written by:
White Weasel 89
The Lyrics
Being the Lord of the Rings loser that I am, Iv'e decided to work on a bunch of parodies. Also, I think it would be a hilarious sight to see the Lord of the Nazgul singing on broadway with Orcs as backup singers and dancers.
O' better far to make men die
Under the rule of the Red Eye
Than play the good and generous part
With a noble face and a hero's heart
Away to the black tower go you
Where Orcs always have men to chew
And I'll be true to the greatest ring
And live and die a Nazgul King
For I am the Nazgul King
And I am, I am, a terrible thing
I am the Nazgul King
For I am the Nazgul King
You are!
Hurrah for the Nazgul King!
And I am, I am, a terrible thing
I am the Nazgul King
You are!
Hurrah for the Nazgul King!
Hurrah for the Nazgul King!
When I sally forth to wage a war
My beast can usually eat a score
I cause in men terror, it's true
Than an evil sorcerer ought to do
I rule with darkness atop of my throne
Plotting to take Gondor for my own
I must get the ring from Frodo
Than Gondor's might will finally go
For I am the Nazgul King
And I am, I am, a terrible thing
I am the Nazgul King
For I am the Nazgul King
You are!
Hurrah for the Nazgul King!
And I am, I am, a terrible thing
I am the Nazgul King
You are!
Hurrah for the Nazgul King!
Hurrah for the Nazgul King!
Under the rule of the Red Eye
Than play the good and generous part
With a noble face and a hero's heart
Away to the black tower go you
Where Orcs always have men to chew
And I'll be true to the greatest ring
And live and die a Nazgul King
For I am the Nazgul King
And I am, I am, a terrible thing
I am the Nazgul King
For I am the Nazgul King
You are!
Hurrah for the Nazgul King!
And I am, I am, a terrible thing
I am the Nazgul King
You are!
Hurrah for the Nazgul King!
Hurrah for the Nazgul King!
When I sally forth to wage a war
My beast can usually eat a score
I cause in men terror, it's true
Than an evil sorcerer ought to do
I rule with darkness atop of my throne
Plotting to take Gondor for my own
I must get the ring from Frodo
Than Gondor's might will finally go
For I am the Nazgul King
And I am, I am, a terrible thing
I am the Nazgul King
For I am the Nazgul King
You are!
Hurrah for the Nazgul King!
And I am, I am, a terrible thing
I am the Nazgul King
You are!
Hurrah for the Nazgul King!
Hurrah for the Nazgul King!
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Also, in the line about an evil sorceror, it's supposed to be that, not than.
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