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Song Parodies -> "Lord of the Nazgul"

Original Song Title:

"Modern Major General"

Original Performer:

Gilbert & Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Lord of the Nazgul"

Parody Written by:

LOTR is for LOSERS

The Lyrics

Yeah, I just found this web site a few days ago and I saw a song parody of the Major General song so I wanted to do one except make it about LOTR, my favorite book series and my second favorite movie series.
I am the strongest servant of the Lord of the One Ring; Sauron
Before I was a noble king, but now I am just evil's spawn
He gave us mortal men nine rings that preserved and gave us power
Tell me how were we to know that those rings came from the Black Tower
I lost most of my form after the raising of the Barad-Dur
But Sauron's will was not destroyed, insuring that I would endure
I woke again to bring havoc on the people in the Third Age
I'll found the realm of Angmar so I can support this war I'll wage

He'll found the realm of Angmar so he can support this war he'll wage
He'll found the realm of Angmar so he can support this war he'll wage
He'll found the realm of Angmar so he can support this war he'll wage

Night closes in on Gondor, our great victory is close at hand
The hammer will fall hardest there, why do they even make a stand?
I lead the armies of the Orcs so I can spread Lord Sauron's rule
I am his strongest servant; you may call me Lord of the Nazgul

He'll lead the armies of the Orcs so he can spread Lord Sauron's rule
He is his strongest servant; you may call him Lord of the Nazgul

To end the line of ancient kings I made a fortress in the North
I'll gather wicked beasts and men and from there we will sally forth
I quickly overcame the folk of both Rhudaur and Cardolan
But Elven resistance put permanent cease on my genius plan
For years we fought until it came down to the battle of Fornost
I will tell you no more of it, suffice to say that I sure lost
Then I went back to Mordor because Sauron wanted to reveal
His return which I showed by sacking the town of Minas Ithil

His return which he showed by sacking the town of Minas Ithil
His return which he showed by sacking the town of Minas Ithil
His return which he showed by sacking the town of Minas Ithil

I taunted Gondor's noble king and I killed that foolish Earnur
I made sure that my master would not fear that old line anymore
I'm wicked and I'm terrible, I'm awful and I am quite cruel
I am his chief of servants; you may call me Lord of the Nazgul

He's wicked and he's terrible, he's awful and he is quite cruel
He's Sauron's chief of servants; you may call him Lord of the Nazgul

And so I went from chasing Hobbits "cross the river, "cross the ford
To raising up an army, gathering them all for my Dark Lord
It all came up to climax when we stormed the fields of Pelennor
I broke the gate of Gondor and I issued out a mighty roar
And though I was quite startled when King Theoden brought a new day
I still was confidant, I yelled out "Come not "tween me and my prey"
But then I felt the bite of steel and the whole field could hear me cry
The man who I was fighting, it turned out, was really not a guy

The man who he was fighting, it turned out, was really not a guy
The man who he was fighting, it turned out, was really not a guy
The man who he was fighting, it turned out, was really not a guy

I guess my death was fitting, it stuck to Glorfindel's prophecy
Killed my no man, just a brave girl and a small hobbit named Merry
And though we may have lost the war, since fear was my principal tool
Men still will speak in fear when they mention the Lord of the Nazgul

And though we may have lost the war, since fear was his principal tool
Men still will speak in fear when they mention the Lord of the Nazgul
Hope you people think it's good. I might do more if it is.

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Arwen - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
First off, I just want to say how happy I was to realize that your pen name isn't serious...because we were SO going to be mortal enemies...

That being said...I have written an LOTR parody or two...or thirty...but I have never been able to master the Major General...because I'm a LOSER...this is great...especially for a first submission!
Johnny D - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Superb job, excellent first submission. Welcome to AmiRight. I've posted some LOTR parodies, too.
Adam Eccleshall - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent. Gotta love those LotR songs :-)
Steven Cavanagh - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Great attention to syllable counting. Good stuff.
Michael Pacholek - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
There are many fine people who like "Lord of the Rings." But they get only that one pass. Anything else...

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