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Song Parodies -> "Cervantes, Monarch of the Sea"
Original Song Title:
"I Am the Monarch of the Sea"
Original Performer:
Gilbert & Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"Cervantes, Monarch of the Sea"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
About the pirate dude who first appeared in Soul Edge, and also appeared in all Soulcalibur games.
[Cervantes]:
I am the monarch of the sea
Cervantes 'tis the name of thee
Thy somethin' part blade and part gun
[Maxi]: He had known that wielding two swords are better than one
[Yun-seong]: So you thought that wielding two swords are better than one
[Cervantes]:
Thy cometh to devour
Thee spirits for power
Thy wielding Nirvana and Acheron
[Maxi]: He had known that wielding two swords are better than one
[Yun-seong]: I don't think holding two swords are better than one
[Cervantes]:
My long blade shalt be wide
Corruption, 'tis thy guide
Seek the hilt of thy short blade, 'tis like a gun
[Maxi]: He had known that wielding two swords are better than one
[Yun-seong]: I should've known wielding two swords are better than one
[Cervantes]: Thy be charging and clever, and wielding two swords is better than just one
I am the monarch of the sea
Cervantes 'tis the name of thee
Thy somethin' part blade and part gun
[Maxi]: He had known that wielding two swords are better than one
[Yun-seong]: So you thought that wielding two swords are better than one
[Cervantes]:
Thy cometh to devour
Thee spirits for power
Thy wielding Nirvana and Acheron
[Maxi]: He had known that wielding two swords are better than one
[Yun-seong]: I don't think holding two swords are better than one
[Cervantes]:
My long blade shalt be wide
Corruption, 'tis thy guide
Seek the hilt of thy short blade, 'tis like a gun
[Maxi]: He had known that wielding two swords are better than one
[Yun-seong]: I should've known wielding two swords are better than one
[Cervantes]: Thy be charging and clever, and wielding two swords is better than just one
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