I am the very model of the modern Muslim radical
I've disputations Hadeeth-al, Sunnah-cal, Quranical
I loathe evil Zionists and their thieveries historical
I guard my women's honor in rainment most chador-ical
I'm well acquainted, too with violence fanatical
I analyze the outside world with thoughts auto-didactical
About the land of Palestine, it's teeming with a lot of Jews
(Hamdu, Jews, what to do about that? ... Wallahi, Got it!)
And so we'll keep on biding our time with the old peace process ruse

(All: And so we'll keep on biding our time with the old peace process ruse)
(And so we'll keep on biding our time with the old peace process ruse)
(And so we'll keep on biding our time with the old peace process Jew-sie ruse)

I set my sights on "pillars" that were blaspheming New York Harbor-ous
I sent them crumbling to the ground with fatwas that were barbarous
In short in matters, Hadeeth-al, Sunnah-cal, Quranical
I am the very model of a modern Muslim radical
(All: In short, in matters Hadeeth-al, Sunnah-cal, Quranical)
(He is the very model of a modern Muslim radical)

I know our mythic messengers, from Prophet to Abdul Wahhab
I frustrate hard surveillance, I've a compound in Abbotabad
I sing in rhymed qasidas of our triumph o'er Heraclius
In tawwaf, I can score circumabulates Ka'ablius
I can tell undoubted Hadeeth, from the Batil and the ones Da'eef
I know how we seized Mecca from the clutches of the Mad Sharif
The I can pray Al Falaq if I've heard the first few lines afore
(Ooh, lines afore? What's my next trick .. Got it)
And dazzle my mujahids with the promise of celestial whores

(All: And dazzle his mujahids with the promise of celestial whores)
(He'll dazzle his mujahids with the promise of celestial whores)
(Just dazzle his mujahids with the promise of celestial houri whores)

Then I can write a terror bill with jurisprudence Hanbali
The kill two hundred Kenyans cause the Sau'di king is jahili
In short, in matters Hadeeth-al, Sunnah-cal, Quranical
I am the very model for the modern Muslim radical
(All: In short, in matters Hadeeth-al, Quranical)
(He is the very model of the modern Muslim radical)

In fact, when I know what is meant by "Hellfire" and "J-DAM shock wave"
When I can tell at sight a Paki compound from an Afghan cave
When such affairs as satellite surveillance has me in a fix
When I know precisely what is meant by "tapped by Seal Team Six"
When I learn what progress has been made in night time gunnery
When I lay stiller than a Pharaoh wrapped in mummery
In short, when I've a battering of counter terror strategy
(Hmm, strategy .. hard to think of a rhyme just no- .. Got it)
You'll say a better Muslim radical never was dumped at sea!!

(All: You'll say a better Muslim radical never was dumped at sea)
(You'll say a better Muslim radical never was dumped at sea)
(You'll say a better Muslim radical never was dumped like chum at sea)

For my atavistic outlook, though spiritual indentur-ey
Is yoked to a nomad culture straight up from Seventh Century
But still in matters Hadeeth-al, Sunnah-cal, Quranical
I WAS the very model of the modern Muslim radical
(All: But still in matters Hadeeth-al, Sunnah-cal, Quranical)
(He was the very model of the modern Muslim radical)