Queen Felicia (and King Frederick):
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who in Above and underground,
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs —
All those who still have flabby hands and irritating laughs—
All children who still get dates,yet using VR-Chat—
All those whose still do shaking hands, whatever you like that—
And Tucker Carlson and his so-irritating streaming service too—
They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!
The Chrous (the Royal Guard Ensembled)
They got 'em on the list — They got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed
Lauren Ipsum:
There's a Tiktok influencer posing like a silly dummy
and Billionaire Elon Musk — I've got Him on the List.
And there's the US President who standing in with Homelander
You bet they wouldn't be Missed — Nor Bill Butcher would be missed.
There's that smartie who think he's the best and other's second to him
and Iger,Robbins,Sarnados and everyHollywood Executives
and While we're on the subject,David Zaslav derserves a Whack
-For Ruining Coyote Vs Acme with a Goddang Fat Tax Cash
Big Brother,Gileads,451,and All Dystopian Schmucks
They Cannot Get Away — And They Never would be Missed.
The Chorus (this time,the everyone in Libraries)
We got 'em on the list — We got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed
Sarah N. Dippity:
There's that Tomfoolery John Swinney and That silly Lai Ching-Te
Those National Separatists — I've Got them on the List.
And all those Nisi Prius nuisance and Those Judicial Humorists
They're Never Would be Missed — Still Never Would be Missed
there's Chairman Mao and General Chiang monkeyshine China around
Those Totalitarist,Supermacist still get ruining their own life
The Guy who watched the All my Children Back in 1964
and wouldn't admit that damn thing's isn't same as used to be
But it doesn't matter whom you put upon while they still made you really MAD.
You may put them in the list — For They'd None of them be Missed.
The Chorus (Literally Everyone,including Murphy,Mitzi,Heidi Valentine,Vick,Chikn Nuggit,Lola and Bugs Bunny,Princess Katrina Mickey and Minnie Mouse.Lilian,King Frederick,Queen Felicia,Lauren Ipsum,Sarah N. Dippity and all other people)
You may Put that on the List — You may Put That on the List.
And They None of them Be Missed — They None of them Be Missed.
(none of them be missed)