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Song Parodies -> "Will he Tit-Swallow Spit-Swallow?"
Original Song Title:
"Willow Tit-Willow"
Original Performer:
Gilbert & Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"Will he Tit-Swallow Spit-Swallow?"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
Dee's contribution to Pirates Who Penstanzas
With the glee of a pervert, a little dimwit
Writes Will He Tit-swallow Spit-swallow
And I ask of him, "Willie, why do you submit
Using Will He Tit-swallow Spit-swallow?
Is it lewdness or just Tourettes, Willie?" I asked
"that you write about porn to get Chucky Aghast?"
He just flips me the finger, returns to his task
Did Will-he Tit-swallow-Spit-swallow
"He lapped at her breast as she sat on the bed"
Wond-ring, "Will he tit-swallow my yabos?"
"And with bold desperation she fondles his head"
Oh, will she, he wonders, spit/swallow?
"She bobbed and he sighed, with a gargle she spits
As he purged himself be-tween her willlowy lips
And a bellow arose as her incisors nip"
Writes Will-he Tit-swallow Spit-swallow
Now I feel I can cure his allure with a change
From old Will-he Tit-swallow Spit-swallow
With his Porno affliction we'll call him Dee Range
Not Will-he Tit-swallow Spit-swallow
But if you remove phallus, will Tourettes then die?
Will garish and fetid just now become sly?
"Oh, I doubt if it will!" he exclaims with a cry
I'M WILLIE TIT-SWALLOW SPIT-SWALLOW!!!
Writes Will He Tit-swallow Spit-swallow
And I ask of him, "Willie, why do you submit
Using Will He Tit-swallow Spit-swallow?
Is it lewdness or just Tourettes, Willie?" I asked
"that you write about porn to get Chucky Aghast?"
He just flips me the finger, returns to his task
Did Will-he Tit-swallow-Spit-swallow
"He lapped at her breast as she sat on the bed"
Wond-ring, "Will he tit-swallow my yabos?"
"And with bold desperation she fondles his head"
Oh, will she, he wonders, spit/swallow?
"She bobbed and he sighed, with a gargle she spits
As he purged himself be-tween her willlowy lips
And a bellow arose as her incisors nip"
Writes Will-he Tit-swallow Spit-swallow
Now I feel I can cure his allure with a change
From old Will-he Tit-swallow Spit-swallow
With his Porno affliction we'll call him Dee Range
Not Will-he Tit-swallow Spit-swallow
But if you remove phallus, will Tourettes then die?
Will garish and fetid just now become sly?
"Oh, I doubt if it will!" he exclaims with a cry
I'M WILLIE TIT-SWALLOW SPIT-SWALLOW!!!
posted on behalf of Dee by Stuart M
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very poetically written.....funny too...5s
Very good. You definitely used your head for this one ;-) I think it should go down well.
DKTOS, sorry Dee! Funny though!
Wit fellow! 5s
I think I recall Groucho doing the original...too bad, he ain't around to do this version...very good..one..
A masterful job, Commodore Dee Range!
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