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Song Parodies -> "Spaff.com's Updated Online"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"

Original Performer:

Gillespie Coots

Parody Song Title:

"Spaff.com's Updated Online"

Parody Written by:

Ingeborg S. Nordén

The Lyrics

A tribute to my second-favorite parody site and the authors who write the content there...
You'd better watch out
and keep you desk clean,
you'd better keep drinks
away from the screen:
Spaff-dot-com's updated online!

They're willing to spoof
the left and the right,
I'm telling the truth,
they've got a cool site:
Spaff-dot-com's updated online!

Their ratings keep on leaping,
our laughs keep them awake.
They joke at news, both bad and good:
they're too good, for goodness' sake!

Yeah...you'd better watch out
and keep your desk clean,
you'd better keep drinks
away from the screen:
Spaff-dot-com's updated online!

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Voting Results

 
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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User Comments

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Mavis - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I was under the impression that Spaff is the only author that submits at Spaff.com. Am I wrong?
Johnny D - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
We can always count on The Mightiness Of Spaff.
Anastasia Beaverhausen - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
i feel pretty dumb, because I don't get it. i mean, i love spaff as much as anyone, (but part of that might be because i think a person could get stoned to death around these parts if they didn't like him) but i'm not sure i understand what having a beverage by my screen has to do with him. i am not allowed to have drinks at my desk anyway, because i knocked one too many of them over. lol. also the part about our laughs keeping them awake confused me, because i've never laughed hard enough to wake someone up. but anyway, i didn't vote because i don't think i should vote if I don't get it. and i don't get it.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Not having drinks by the screen seems to be a standard online cliché to warn someone "this will be so funny, you'd better not have anything in your mouth that will dirty the screen when you laugh".
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm the biggest Spaff ass-kisser around, and I approve this message. Plus I had no problem with the drink/ screen thing.
Spaff.com - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm the second biggest Spaff ass-kisser around, and I approve the preceding message. Thanx a bazillion, Ingeborg. I, er, WE, the massive creative team behind Spaff.com (which is also OUR second-favorite parody site), find this parody absolutely stupendous, phenomenal, and wondrous. Of course. And we hope you don't mind our linking to it from our "Spaff Sightings" page:
http://www.spaff.com/media/index.html
Thanx again. I am, er, WE are honored.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
You've got my permission to include this parody as a sighting...and please forgive the mistake that inspired all those plurals. *blush*
Captain Jakey - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Anastasia, you are so funny. I understand what you are saying, but I don't think anybody else here does.
Anastasia Beaverhausen - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
captain jakey, i am glad i'm not alone. for a minute i was thinking that i was alone. but i'm glad that i'm not. because i didn't want to be alone. by the way, are you a real captain? that would be cool if you were.
Ashkicksass - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
As a matter of fact, I am not. I am a Rear Admiral, but I find that it intimidates people when I refer to myself as Rear Admiral Jakey. Anyway, what do you like to do in your spare time? Besides knocking over drinks lol.
Ashkicksass - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm sorry Captain and Anastasia. I couldn't help making fun of you two. I don't mean to offend in any way, but you can't be serious, can you?
Anastasia Beaverhausen - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
i don't get it.
Captain Jakey - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
She is being a bitch to us Anastasia. I am not a rear admiral. I am not a captain either. It is just my nickname. That wasn't very funny Ashkickass. And your name is dumb too.
Arwen - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Captain, where's Tenille??

Lighten up, people...and FYI...her name kicks ass.
Ashkicksass - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
CJ, If you're going to make fun of my name, I strongly suggest you spell it correctly.

And LOL Arwen! I don't think these two know that on AmIRight, we make fun of EVERYONE.

Anastasia (which is SUCH a Will and Grace rip off) and Captain Jakey, you two are now members of an elite club. Please contact Leo Jay with any questions...
Arwen - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Seriously. It's a big deal to be in the Proud Bastard Club with Leo Jay...consider yourselves to have "arrived."
Ashkicksass - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
CJ and Ana - You two can't expect to make fun of someone's parody and then call me a bitch for making fun of you. You guys were totally making fun of Ingeborg. And what did she do to you? So if that makes me a bitch, I'll wear the title with pride, thank you very much.
Anastasia Beaverhausen - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
well your name is a rip off of every show that they said that something kicks ass. so you should be the one who shuts up!
Claude Prez - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, well YOUR name is clearly a rip-off of that German show, "Leave It To Beaverhausen", so YOU shut up.
Arwen - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!
Ashkicksass - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
It's no use Claude. I've given up. These two are clearly mentally superior to the rest of us...
Anastasia Beaverhausen - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
i don't think you should get down on yourself and say that i'm mentally superior, because that isn't what i wanted you to learn. i just wanted to show you how it feels when someone makes fun of your name because it doesn't feel good. i was reading my first note to captain jakey and i wanted to clarify that it was more than a minute that i thought i was alone. because it was like 2 days after my comment that he said that. so it would have been more like 2 days that i thought i was alone. i wonder if that was why people thought i was weird, because that was just an honest mistake. but i don't know if captain jakey is going to read this or if he'll come back, so it might be like i'm back to square one on being alone. oh well. lol.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Fine parody, Inge, and I can see where some of your inspiration for that thread-bombed parody came from!

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