Song Parodies -> "Heidi (Cruz)"

Original Song Title:

"Heidi"

Original Performer:

Gitti und Erika

Parody Song Title:

"Heidi (Cruz)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I'm sure I'll be attacked on this one.

D.C. girl, D.C. girl (a thrill, a thrill, a thrill)
Heidi, Heidi Cruz
Yeah, D.C. was your world
Heidi, Heidi Cruz
Then to Texas, you did roam
Depression, mood swings
Near a Freeway you were wandering
Heidi, Heidi Cruz
With Ted, so unhappy

(Came apart)

Heidi, Heidi Cruz
Felt so alone
Lost your joy
Now when the campaign did begin
You started to function again
Stumping for Ted, feeling grown
Attacked by Trump- so terrible
Battle of the Wives
Bad photo- bummer
Melania next to you- stunning!
Then came the tabloid fight
The Five Affairs of Ted...

Heidi, Heidi Cruz
Can your sanity hold?
Heidi, Heidi Cruz
Because in politics you must be bold
Compared to celebrities
Trump & Melania in the spotlight
Heidi, Heidi Cruz
Life's unfair and crappy...

(Stay alert)

Heidi, Heidi Cruz
In the Zone
Trumps- avoid
Your husband thinks he can win

Don't cry...

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