hello, my dear mother
whatcha cookin' tonight ?
i'm so into food
i've got a huge appetite
how's about a pot pie
and some cheesy poofs, too ?
i'm a portly fellow
can't believe how i grew
hear my lips a' smackin'
i don't care if i'm rude
two lunches, i'll be packin'
cause i'm into food

into food (oh boy)...i'll eat forever
watch out , dude (oh boy)...i'm stoppin' never
where's more food ? (oh boy)...no meal's i'm missin'
a diet would be wrong because i'm into food

hello, my dear mother
i'm indebted to you
my figure's a reflection
of the cookin' you do
never feelin' crabby
long as i get my pie
gimme ham and dumplings
or i'm just gonna die
feed me and i'll show you
all of my gratitude
my mouth is full of vittles
cause i'm into food

into food (oh boy)...i'll eat forever
watch out , dude (oh boy)...i'm stoppin' never
where's more food ? (oh boy)...no meal's i'm missin'
a diet would be wrong because i'm into food