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Song Parodies -> "Too Fat To Wear A Tutu"

Original Song Title:

"Chattanooga Choo Choo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glenn Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Too Fat To Wear A Tutu"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you're unemployed
cause you're too fat to wear a tutu
size 29
that figure's hardly divine
way overboard
you stored the fat...forget the tutu
too tight to wear
cause you've got tonnage to spare

you need to spend some time, not eatin'
till you're giant, no more
in the mezzanine...the folks are startin' to roar
thinner gals behind ya
give ya a reminder
you have heavy gams...their legs all look much finer

when they see your tummy showin'
then the ballet is marred
cause a pig, is what they see
with plenty of lard
shovel all that grub in
your thighs wil be rubbin'
oink oink...fat and ooky...there you are

there's gotta be
and ending to this situation
feedin' your face
its gonna go to your waist
you're gonna cry
when we tell you that you need to roam
too fat to wear a tutu
take your tutu back home
too fat to wear a tutu
take your tutu back home

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Dee Range - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Man, you outdid yourself here, alvin. This is top shelf material, even on your crowded trophy case. Awesome and phat!!
AFW - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
This is over the top funny...and worth more than a tutu..how about fivefivefive?
Kristof Robertson - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
5s for the title alone..the rest just damn funny...my fave of the day!
Royce Miller - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
You're consistently good, Alvin.
Rick C - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
What all the others said goes for me too, ar.....5s
alvin rhodes - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks dee AFW kristof royce and rick...glad y'all enjoyed
Johnny D - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I love your adjective " ooky " !!
MrMacphisto - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
*imitates the French waiter in the Monty Python "Meaning of Life" sketch* Here are 5 waifer thin mints for you sir.
Stuart McArthur - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
very funny alvin - that's one of them great ideas - 555
2Eagle - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Great play on the original lyrics. I had to read a parody of songs by one of my favorite band leaders. By the way, were you ever acquainted with George Balenchine by any chance?
alvin rhodes - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny mrmacphisto stuart and 2eagle
Michael Pacholek - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Just don't ask her to do the Tennessee Waltz.

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