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Song Parodies -> "Alex Weibel Does The Ed Wynn Show"
Original Song Title:
"I’m Sorry for Myself"
Original Performer:
Glenn Miller
Parody Song Title:
"Alex Weibel Does The Ed Wynn Show"
Parody Written by:
GlennMiller657
The Lyrics
Continuing the ten-year anniversary of KSNT sports reporter Alex Freakin’ Weibel ripping off Ed Wynn’s voice at a Topeka event in 2014. Features the vocal stylings of Carole Lombard, Alex “Ed Wynn 2.0” Weibel and George Briant (with guest appearances by Peggy Shannon, Germaine Briant and Charles Barkley)
Carole Lombard:
Don’t watch “The Ed Wynn Show”,
Why watch “The Ed Wynn Show”?
Weibel went to “Germanfest”,
Sinned; did his voice, and thought he was the best;
So, don’t watch “The Ed Wynn Show”!*
(Germaine Briant: That’s the real stuff. You’re coming up with the real stuff. Y’all shouldn’t do that. That’s a mortal sin!)**
(Peggy Shannon: If Weibel’s a sinner for that, what does that make me?)***
(George Briant: A square peg.)
(Charles Barkley: Ha! First take! Sorry, kids!)
Conversation between Alex Weibel and George Briant: AW: (whistling)
GB: Hello there, Weibel, whatcha say?
How did you serve our Lord today?
AW: Well, I just went down that inflatable slide
I ripped off Ed Wynn, it’s a fact they won’t hide!
GB: Hm-hm, boy that's bad.
I don’t blame you for feeling sad!
AW: I know me and Ed Wynn just don’t mix...
GB: Weibel, I'd say you're in a terrible fix!
Alex Weibel:
Jerked off to “The Ed Wynn Show”,
Can’t hate, “The Ed Wynn Show”,
“Germanfest” would make me call,
Down an inflatable, “Wynn beats them all,”
So, don’t watch “The Ed Wynn Show”!****
(Instrumental until end)
(As the song nears its end, we see Weibel get sentenced to 189,478 years in prison in the Northern Mariana Islands or wherever for committing Crimes Against Histrionically, while Ed Wynn as “Grandpa Magic” rides his “piano bicycle” off the Grand Canyon, because Alex Weibel betrayed him. He will not be missed.)
Don’t watch “The Ed Wynn Show”,
Why watch “The Ed Wynn Show”?
Weibel went to “Germanfest”,
Sinned; did his voice, and thought he was the best;
So, don’t watch “The Ed Wynn Show”!*
(Germaine Briant: That’s the real stuff. You’re coming up with the real stuff. Y’all shouldn’t do that. That’s a mortal sin!)**
(Peggy Shannon: If Weibel’s a sinner for that, what does that make me?)***
(George Briant: A square peg.)
(Charles Barkley: Ha! First take! Sorry, kids!)
Conversation between Alex Weibel and George Briant: AW: (whistling)
GB: Hello there, Weibel, whatcha say?
How did you serve our Lord today?
AW: Well, I just went down that inflatable slide
I ripped off Ed Wynn, it’s a fact they won’t hide!
GB: Hm-hm, boy that's bad.
I don’t blame you for feeling sad!
AW: I know me and Ed Wynn just don’t mix...
GB: Weibel, I'd say you're in a terrible fix!
Alex Weibel:
Jerked off to “The Ed Wynn Show”,
Can’t hate, “The Ed Wynn Show”,
“Germanfest” would make me call,
Down an inflatable, “Wynn beats them all,”
So, don’t watch “The Ed Wynn Show”!****
(Instrumental until end)
(As the song nears its end, we see Weibel get sentenced to 189,478 years in prison in the Northern Mariana Islands or wherever for committing Crimes Against Histrionically, while Ed Wynn as “Grandpa Magic” rides his “piano bicycle” off the Grand Canyon, because Alex Weibel betrayed him. He will not be missed.)
*Don’t watch The Ed Wynn Show. **Actual quote from Germaine Briant. ***Peggy Shannon (1907-1941) was known for being having trouble with alcoholism, having more or less sacrificed her movie career, and died from a heart attack brought on by liver toxicity. In a word, a drunkard. But that’s nothing compared to the sins that Alex Freakin’ Weibel committed. ****Again, “dOn'T WaTcH tHe Ed wYnN ShOw.” Raise your hand if you’re willing to make this sacrifice for the sake of our Lord. Hmm, nobody? Kinda what I thought, too.
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Oh my, look at little G&GBF going on yet another steal/copy/paste binge. I guess I incorrectly assumed that once the “horrors” of this year’s Germanfest were over, you might take it down a notch, but apparently unwarranted fear takes a greater toll on low-wattage minds than I thought. I mean, someone doing an impression of a nearly forgotten old vaudeville figure - that’s the kind of thing that destroys nations from within.
Wow, that turned out really, really bad. I have never seen anyone so desperate for attention yet so unwilling to do anything worthwhile to attain it. George&GermaineBriantFan apparently keeps files of all past comments that have appeared under his posts so he can copy/paste them into other entries. Some go back a ways in time and some have been reused multiple times. I’m guessing this is the best he can do as far as trying to have an actual conversation because by his own admission his family shunned him and he has no friends.
So George&GermaineBriantFan, if I have a subpar IQ, why would you continue to copy my comments? Hint: it’s because you’re too effing stupid to come up with anything clever or original on your own. The Rhythm Steps/Gary McNamara/Grandpa Magic etc franchise is major league stupid, even for you. Curious: why just “white” bands? Racist much?
^^^^^George&GermaineBriantFan, everybody on here knows all you did here was take segments of my past comments and add your geezermania details, as if you thought anyone else would care to know. You pretty much spilled the beans the other day when you admitted that your obsession with these has-beens from the distant past had a lot to do with the fact that they weren't around to "judge" you, your actions or your poor choices. As if they'd have anything to do with you in the first place.
George&GermaineBriantFan, what's it like to know that you live on a planet with 8 billion people and not a single one of them loves you?
^^^^^Wow, check out how busy the King of all Attention Whores has been. As of midmorning, no one had bothered to comment on today’s entry, so he went into hyper-copy mode, as seen above. If you’ve read his current entry, not commenting is probably the nicest thing you could do. Must be a lot of really nice people out there : ). I’m still waiting for a cogent explanation as to how Alex Weibel doing an imitation of some has-been is such an egregious thing. It must be, because the Retards’ Paul Revere has warned us about it several times.
he was definitely not the first to do that
I'm really not one to say what you should do or not. But if you happen to reload and read this, then at least try to seek whatever help or solutions possible if you haven't exhausted them. Try to go new places or groups and make new friends. Avoid this site, it seems to have become increasingly toxic over the years (I remember earlier on it really wasn't like this)
and above all, if you follow the above advice, then also avoid your family at all costs
Cry wolf much? You already tried this ploy awhile back. You say you've "practiced" more than 100 suicide methods? I'd have to assume most would work just fine if you'd commit to the process, but what it really comes down to is, we both know you're not serious in the least. That said, I'll happily play along. While you're still "with us", can you explain how your death might inspire someone to make a difference? Also, I couldn't help but notice that you say you're going to hell, but you also say you're anticipating meeting up with the Briants again. Does that mean they're in hell? Lastly, this being your "last night" and all, allow me to disabuse you of one final notion: your parodies will not leave any kind of positive legacy for you. At best, you will be forever renowned as a hack who fixated on things only of interest to himself, and who relied heavily on others (mainly me) for commentary material. See you Monday.
This is turning into a soap opera all the time with G&GBF, Captain Obvious and Phil Ossifer (all real or otherwise). argueing. It is starting to becoming more entertaining than the actual parodies themselves! Keep up the good work all 3 of you!
Yes, I'm starting to wonder if it's the author arguing alone
Pretty much. As I’ve tried to explain to countless others on here, almost all the commentary you see from “me” is just stuff he copied from previous posts and pasted in a current post. I guess it’s meant to look like someone read his stuff, which is never worth it. I have no doubt he’ll be back in some other guise very soon.
I have decided to throw the towel in. I am really sorry if I caused you any offence Captain Obvious or Phil Ossifer. I was wrong. I deeply apologise for my behaviour. Peace and chill out
Thanks for your apology George&BermaineBriantFan. As you may have noticed I submit a parody every day. Please feel free to look over my parodies and comment accordingly. Thanks again
T.C.O.P. don't buy into this; he's just trying to set everybody up for another ruse. Last time he tried this, he went into elaborate detail about how he was dying from complications caused by purposely ingesting pool-cleaning chemicals as a means of dealing with his inner trauma. As one of his last "public" acts, he issued what he hoped would appear to be a heartfelt apology to me. (Knowing him, the current apology shown above is probably just a copy/paste of the original). A few days later, a new character appeared and posted G&GBF's alleged date of death, and said he'd be taking over the franchise. Now we've got what amounts to an invective-laden Sue Isside note, screaming for vengeance and letting us know that his miserable life will end in the early hours of the morning. And yet...and yet...here he is. Raise your hand if you’re surprised. Hmmm, nobody? Kinda what I thought, too.
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