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Song Parodies -> "We Will Survive (the Ant's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Survive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gloria Gaynor

Parody Song Title:

"We Will Survive (the Ant's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Noodle Boy

The Lyrics

This is a story of an ant colony fighting back against a farmer who tried to destroy them.
I was sitting in the nest,
And I nearly died,
We got sprayed by some farmer,
With insecticide.
So we spent a couple of nights,
Thinking how to get him back,
So get your pack.
Cos we will. storm your house.
We'll just walk in there and terrorize. Are you man or mouse?
We'll block up the lock,
And steal your precious key.
Don't you wish for just on second that you didn't bother me.

And we will march,
Out of the nest.
We'll turn around then,
And bite, you stupid pest.

Were'nt you the one,
Who tried to spray me with Raid,
You stupid farmer,
Can't you see the problems you've made

(Chorus)

Ohoh,
We will survive,
As long as we have food,
Then I know we'll stay alive,
You're sprays and your foams,
Won't hurt our sturdy drones,
We will survive,
We will survive.

Hey Hey
(Instrumental)

I took all the twigs we had,
To keep the nest up high,
And we no it was you, you have no alibi.
We spent oh so many nights,
Sticking twigs with bits of spit.
And lots of poo.
And this is all cos of you.
Cos we will. storm your house.
We'll just walk in there and terrorize. Are you man or mouse?
We'll block up the lock,
And steal your precious.
Don't you wish for just on second that you didn't bother me.

(Chorus)

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Noodle Boy - December 06, 2002 - Report this comment
I wrote this, I am called Noodle Boy, I put Noodle Boys by accident. Please could you change it please
Mel Kleindienst - December 07, 2002 - Report this comment
Hey, you'll need to either e-mail Chuck, the webmaster... or just survive the consequences of typing that "s"... despite whether or not it's accidental or not!
Noodle Boy - December 31, 2002 - Report this comment
I emailed him, he hasn't changed it!
ChuckyG - December 31, 2002 - Report this comment
I didn't get your email.. but I did just see your comment.. so I fixed it..
ludaKris42602 - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
isnt it funny that no1 wrote nething about the song???Guess what?i'm not gonna write nething either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
Pat - July 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job...glad you got the name fixed.

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