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Song Parodies -> "Down in the Hive"

Original Song Title:

"I will Survive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gloria Gaynor

Parody Song Title:

"Down in the Hive"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

A sequel to my "Alien Hive" disco number, to make it a duo.
Everyone was slain.
Only I survived.
Y'know in space no one can hear you scream,
but I sure tried.
Then I spent oh so many nights
Drifting all the way back here
with my fears,
I slept for 57 years!
But now I'm back
in outer space.
I told the company what happened
when that thing gets on your face.
They stuck me right back on a ship
with these marines and Corporal Hicks
cause the phone dropped out or something
back on LV-426.

They say they're mean!
They say they're bad!
Then use an armoured car to drive just
ten feet from the landing pad!
They head in through the outer lock
and of the people, there's no sign.
But there's no trouble,
Soon the computers are online,

And then they drive!
out to the hive!
oh, they're looking for the colonists
to see if they're alive.
Now they've got no ammo clips
Now that motion tracker blips
They're in the hive!
will they survive?

Well I wrecked their armoured car
in a rescue trip.
and I felt pretty bad about it
till they crashed the ship.
And it was oh so close to night.
We said "game over" to ourselves.
We went inside
At least, the ones who hadn't died

Then Corporal Hicks
taught me to shoot
and these two facehuggers tried to jump
on me and Newt.
Then aliens were dropping in
we had an awesome firefight.
we were running through the air ducts,
when poor Newt fell out of sight

but she'll survive!
I'm in the hive
oh, I'm going in to rescue Newt
cause dammit, she's alive!
And so I swear she won't be food
And now I'm in a bitchy mood
I'm in the hive!
I'm in the hive!

hey hey!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Johnny D - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, interesting one! Taking a movie theme and putting it into a song - good parody technique - I shall consider ripping it off for my own use! Thanks! 5's
Guy - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
This one ain't jive
It's got warp drive
I ain't never seen this movie
But I'm votin' you a five

Great parody. Nice job, Steve.
Rick D - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I gave this fives also. I'm a big fan of this movie, which they tried to ruin by doing 3.
Mari D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Right on!
MarthaDTox - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
love this one 5s
Slytherin15 (The CavFan) - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
God save the alien queen!!

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