At first, I was afraid, I was petrified,
I kept thinking 'bout that scary brow
above your eyes,
But then I spent so many nights,
Just feeling sorry for your face,
That I grew one too,
And now I look just like you,
Go buy a mirror,
I need one too,
I just walked in to find you here
With that old brow covering you,
I should have tweezed that stupid thing,
I should have made you get it waxed,
If I had known for just one second,
You'd let that thing grow back,
Please tweeze it now,
If you know how,
Or you could wax it,
'Cause it's not healthy anymore,
Isn't it the one that tried to take over your face?
Did you think I'd let it?
Why won't it lie down and die?
Oh, it won't die,
'Cause it will thrive,
For as long as it knows how to live,
You know it'll stay alive,
It's got its whole life to live,
You've got your forehead to give,
Oh, it will thrive,
It will thrive, woah, oh,
Hey, shave.