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Song Parodies -> "Hints of New "Star Wars""
Original Song Title:
"Good & Plenty Bars"
Original Performer:
Good & Plenty Candy Bar Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Hints of New "Star Wars""
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
"Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens" opens on December 18, 2015. WARNING; SPOILERS AHEAD!!!
In a future time, a seeker and former Stormtrooper
Go to Tatooine to search for Jedi Luke Skywalker
Pursued by Inquisitors and Darth Revan
In the Falcon with daughter of Leia & Han
they have to make a run
The battles- there are many
In a Valley a device is held
On Korriban, Sith home world land- an entry
Lies a weapon the Old Order loves so well...
Will it kill all of the Rebels?
Only time will tell....
Go to Tatooine to search for Jedi Luke Skywalker
Pursued by Inquisitors and Darth Revan
In the Falcon with daughter of Leia & Han
they have to make a run
The battles- there are many
In a Valley a device is held
On Korriban, Sith home world land- an entry
Lies a weapon the Old Order loves so well...
Will it kill all of the Rebels?
Only time will tell....
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Will there be new action figures in plastic bubble packs? Will anyone ever open one and risk damaging its collectible status? Will there be video games, lunch boxes, cell phone aps? Will I go to see this in a theater or wait for the video release? Will the video download be available from pirates before the theatrical opening? Will John Williams theme still open the movie over a long scroll explaining the story? Will other writers at amiright produce parodies of the story?
The merchandising always grosses more than the film in the Star Wars franchise. If you thought Lucas was bad, how much more will we get from Disney!!! Btw, SW was forced from traditional May release to December due to Marvel's "Avengers 2: Age of Ultron!"
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