You don't go to a fancy college,
You don't even know the alphabet.
Your I.Q. test came back negative,
You're the stupidest guy I've ever met.
I don't, yeah, I really don't understand,
How a human can be so dumb.
When you try and remember your own name,
Your brain goes completely numb.

Well dude, you're so slow,
Well dude, how dumb can you go?
Don't you know that you're Some kind of imbecile,
You"re some kind of imbecile... yes you are, yeah
You"re some kind of imbecile, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh ...

When you play chess, you shout out "Go fish!",
When you went out for dinner you ate your fork.
Oooh, you're so, so totally stupid,
And it makes you look like a dork.
If you sent an application to Mensa,
They'd say "sorry, only humans allowed".
You're mind is full of density,
Your head's right up in the clouds.

Well dude, you're so slow,
Well dude, how dumb can you go?
Don't you know that you're Some kind of imbecile,
You"re some kind of imbecile... yes you are, yeah
You"re some kind of imbecile, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh ...

Now is there anybody dumber than this guy?
There can't be somebody, who's a, who's stupider than this guy o" mine? yeah!
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness? Well?
Can I get a witness? Is anybody listening to me?
Can I get a witness? Helloo?
Can I get a witness? For cryin' out loud!

I'm talkin, talkin "bout you, ya' dummy,
You"re some kind of imbecile,
Are you listening to me?
You"re some kind of imbecile,
My god, you're stupider than a monkey,
You"re some kind of imbecile,
Jeez, if you were any dumber
You"re some kind of imbecile,
I think this guy was dropped on his head as a baby,
You"re some kind of imbecile,
Hey, anybody wanna sandwich?
You"re some kind of imbecile,
Yeah, so, a sub with mayo and lettuce?
You"re some kind of imbecile,
I'll get some onions, peppers, tomatoes
You"re some kind of imbecile,