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Song Parodies -> "Mister Whipple"
Original Song Title:
"Makin' Whoopee"
Original Performer:
Guy Kahn
Parody Song Title:
"Mister Whipple"
Parody Written by:
PMS
The Lyrics
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In days long bygone
A recurring role played he
Each day on TV
In ads for TP
As Mr Whipple.
Bespeckled guy
With mustache groomed.
Wearing an apron
Holding a broom
Became well known as
That grocery store spaz
Called Mr Whipple.
(bridge)
Picture a little love fest
TP haus fraus fondling
Picture insane freak ob-sessed
Shrilly admonishing.
Found it alarmin'
When folks squeezed Charmin
Then closet squeezer
Proved to be
A major issue
With toilet tissue
Had Mr Whipple.
In days long bygone
A recurring role played he
Each day on TV
In ads for TP
As Mr Whipple.
Bespeckled guy
With mustache groomed.
Wearing an apron
Holding a broom
Became well known as
That grocery store spaz
Called Mr Whipple.
(bridge)
Picture a little love fest
TP haus fraus fondling
Picture insane freak ob-sessed
Shrilly admonishing.
Found it alarmin'
When folks squeezed Charmin
Then closet squeezer
Proved to be
A major issue
With toilet tissue
Had Mr Whipple.
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A fine tribute to Actor Dick Wilson who passed away Monday 19 Nov 2007 at the ripe old age of 91. I'm sure he won't mind if I squeeze a few 5s out of his bathroom tissue for you.
aw, that was sweet
Good squeeze, here
Thanks Guy, alvin and AFW
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