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Song Parodies -> "Trumpaches By the Number"
Original Song Title:
"Heartaches By the Number"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Guy Mitchell
Parody Song Title:
"Trumpaches By the Number"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
I have not been doing my parodic duty as far as this critical election is concerned.
(instrumental opening)
Trumpaches by the number.
Troubles by the score.
Every day, he's polling less.
Embarrassed himself more.
Yes, he's got Trumpaches by the number.
Campaign he just can't win.
And the day the votes start counting
that's the day his world will end.
Trumpache Number 1 was when he said that
all Mexicans were criminals all day.
Trumpache Number 2 was "radical Islam."
As if to solve it, he just had to say.
Yes, he's got Trumpaches by the number.
Troubles by the score.
Every day, he's polling less.
Embarrassed himself more.
Yes, he's got Trumpaches by the number.
Campaign he just can't win.
And the day the votes start counting
that's the day his world will end.
Trumpache Number 3 was his convention.
A hatefest and his wife had plagiarized.
Trumpache Number 4 was when Hillary's
acceptance speech cut him right down to size.
Yes, he's got Trumpaches by the number.
Troubles by the score.
Every day, he's polling less.
Embarrassed himself more.
Yes, he's got Trumpaches by the number.
Campaign he just can't win.
And the day the votes start counting
that's the day his world will end!
(instrumental close)
Trumpaches by the number.
Troubles by the score.
Every day, he's polling less.
Embarrassed himself more.
Yes, he's got Trumpaches by the number.
Campaign he just can't win.
And the day the votes start counting
that's the day his world will end.
Trumpache Number 1 was when he said that
all Mexicans were criminals all day.
Trumpache Number 2 was "radical Islam."
As if to solve it, he just had to say.
Yes, he's got Trumpaches by the number.
Troubles by the score.
Every day, he's polling less.
Embarrassed himself more.
Yes, he's got Trumpaches by the number.
Campaign he just can't win.
And the day the votes start counting
that's the day his world will end.
Trumpache Number 3 was his convention.
A hatefest and his wife had plagiarized.
Trumpache Number 4 was when Hillary's
acceptance speech cut him right down to size.
Yes, he's got Trumpaches by the number.
Troubles by the score.
Every day, he's polling less.
Embarrassed himself more.
Yes, he's got Trumpaches by the number.
Campaign he just can't win.
And the day the votes start counting
that's the day his world will end!
(instrumental close)
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The day he wins the election, he's gonna say "Oh s*it, now what am I going to do?"
That day will never come.
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