They said I have a merry cheerful Christmas
I can give to anyone in need
But only receive from Christmas exactly like me

And I'm trying to B positive, but O it's really hard
I'm a Santa, I'm a Santa
Won't you help me in the sleigh?
Put me down like a reindeer
Or send me to the farm where all the dogs go

I've been a really good sleigh
Can I come inside?
Yeah, I've been such a good man
Can we go for a sleigh?
I'm on a real reindeer, but I like it tight
You know I'm such a sweet deer, but I can really slide
Really sleigh

'Cause their sleigh lived last year, they fell working in my big moon
And the very last thing I told him was "See you soon and we can sleigh"
You know a jingle bell is what I seek
I didn't ask to live, but jingle's up to me

I've been a really good sleigh
Can I come inside?
Yeah, I've been such a good man
Can we go for a sleigh?
I'm on a real reindeer, but I like it tight
You know I'm such a sweet deer, but I can really slide

Well, they say all sleigh go to heaven
Well, what about a snow?
What about a big snowman left lying in a cold?
Tell the three people who ask that I am in a colder place
With lots of trees and lots of grass
And lots of lots of chocolate cake

'Cause I'm not old but I am tired
I'm not strong, I'm very weak
I'm not old but I am tired
I'm not here, I'm somewhere else
I'm not old but I am tired
I'm one hundred ninety-six in sleigh years
I have seen enough
I've seen it all

I've been a really good sleigh
Can I come inside?
Yeah, I've been such a good man
Can we go for a sleigh?
I'm on a real reindeer, but I like it tight
You know I'm such a sweet deer, but I can really slide

Put me down like a reindeer
Or send me to the moon where all the sleigh go