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Song Parodies -> "You Cheat At Cards"
Original Song Title:
"Your Cheatin' Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Hank Williams
Parody Song Title:
"You Cheat At Cards"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
you cheat at cards
you little creep
you try it, guy
i'll make you weep
cause i ain't dumb
i'm onto you
you cheat at cards
that's what you do
you lay 'em down
your guilt is plain
don't mess around
your neck, i'll sprain
you'll hit the floor
when i am through
you cheat at cards
that's what you do
you cheat at cards
the livelong day
the game i love
ain't played this way
your time will come
and i'll hit you
you cheat at cards
that's what you do
i'll knock you down
you'll fall in pain
kick you around
and call you names
please don't ignore
what i tell you
you cheat at cards
that's what you do
you little creep
you try it, guy
i'll make you weep
cause i ain't dumb
i'm onto you
you cheat at cards
that's what you do
you lay 'em down
your guilt is plain
don't mess around
your neck, i'll sprain
you'll hit the floor
when i am through
you cheat at cards
that's what you do
you cheat at cards
the livelong day
the game i love
ain't played this way
your time will come
and i'll hit you
you cheat at cards
that's what you do
i'll knock you down
you'll fall in pain
kick you around
and call you names
please don't ignore
what i tell you
you cheat at cards
that's what you do
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Great rhyming with OS.5's
"Aces five, pal. How 'bout you?"
Light hearted fun read...fives
Gee, Al...it's only a game!! :-)
I wouldn't want to be one of your kids playing UNO with you! :-)
I remember this song. Good job. 5's
Fun(ny) words to that OS. It's really good. Alvin...even though you seem to take poker a little seriously. :D 5's
thanks dee "tex" AFW kristof rex carol and adagio
Glad you had this one up your sleeve.
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