Take the strings from his harp, set our ears free
Sounds real bad, like a tomcat with no she
Noise pollution laws are broke, Judge won't hang us if we choke
Take the strings from his harp, set our ears free..

Take the strings from his harp, give us a break
Key he's in sounds like one a lock would take
He must be as deaf as stone, you could kill bugs with that tone,
Take the strings from his harp, give us a break..

Hits one good note 'bout every hundred fluffs
I could sell, in the audience, ear muffs
All the mice are comin' out of their holes about to shout
Take the strings from his harp, "We've had enough!"

Take the strings from his harp, set our ears free
At this concert, why did I choose to be?
If those strings are from a cat, give 'em back, cuz they're all flat
Take those strings from his harp, set..our...ears...free