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Song Parodies -> "There's A Tear In My Bear"
Original Song Title:
"There's A Tear In My Beer"
Original Performer:
Hank Williams
Parody Song Title:
"There's A Tear In My Bear"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
In 1989, Hank Williams Jr. and his late father "appeared" together in a country music video of "There's A Tear In My Beer". Soon after, I did a parody of the same song as it might be sung by toddler Hank Williams The Third. Many years later, HW3 is now a country music performer in his own right. This parody, however, is still usable...so I now present the debut of (drumroll) Hank Williams The Fourth! PLEASE NOTE: In this parody, the word "tear" means rip and is rhymed with bear! ;D
There's a tear in my bear - and a crack in my high chair.
Ma - you're on my little mind.
Oh I just wet my bed - and I'm needing to be fed.
Only daddy can I find.
As great-grandpa once said - whenever things go wrong,
Just take your troubles - and write a song.
My P.J.s broke a snap - and my diaper's full of crap.
There's poo on my little 'hind!
I fell out of my crib - I'm too young to fib -
In the slats I got entwined.
I bumped my little head - my blanket's now a shred,
So I screamed and kicked and whined.
The house is so noisy - I'm gonna start a fight,
'Cause all grandpa's rowdy - friends are here tonight.
So I'm pitching a fit - and my diaper's full of sh*t.
There's poo on my little 'hind!
Oh it's hard, don't you see - when you're music royalty.
By my folks I am defined.
Someday I'll write my page - on country music's stage,
That's if I am so inclined.
For four generations - it's how we have been found.
Soon I'll be "Whisky - Bent And Hell Bound"!
There's a tear in my bear - and a crack in my high chair.
Excrement's on my behind!
Wow! Talk about a "Family Tradition"! ;D
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A fourth Hank? A fifth point!
That wasn't from a "Cheatin' Heart", was it? LOL
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