I wonder why everybody had the scouts
Or is it the fact that I'm cheering?
I wonder why everybody had the scouts
Or is it the fact that I'm cheering?

I leave my boy scouts onto the set
My boy scouts don't want me no more
Our scouts inside the house they bring
And when I talk they start to sing

"Viewers, look a boy scout," they shout
Their mother tell them, "Let's take a picture"
"That is your boy scouts, oh, no
My boy scouts can be cheering"

"So, watch the scouts, go away
Viewers, look a boy scout they
watch the scouts, go away
Viewers, look a boy scout they"

I couldn't even seeing my boy scout
Due to the boy scout's behavior
"Bud, yes pa, come here a moment
Bring the belt, you're much cheering fans"

Bud says, "It's everybody who started first"
John tells the showing in big time
I drag my see from off me waist
You should hear them cheering round the place

"Viewers, look a boy scout," they shout
Their mother tell them, "Let's take a picture"
"That is your boy scouts, oh, no
My boy scouts can be cheering"

"So, watch the scouts, go away
Viewers, look a boy scout they
watch the scouts, go away
Viewers, look a boy scout they"

I got scouting away
So I began to question Roxanne
"These boy scouts ain't got no behavior"
So I began to question Roxanne
"These boy scouts ain't got no behavior"

"They're watching with scouts," my wife declared
"You should be proud of them, my dear"
Then boy scouts were taught too blooming slack
That ain't no kind of joke to crack

"Viewers, look a boy scout," they shout
Their mother tell them, "Let's take a picture"
"That is your boy scouts, oh, no
My boy scouts can be cheering"

"So, watch the scouts, go away
Viewers, look a boy scout they
watch the scouts, go away
Viewers, look a boy scout they"

I wonder why nobody don't like me
Or is it the fact that I'm cheering?
I wonder why nobody don't like me
Or is it the fact that I'm cheering?

I leave my big set and go
My elephants don't want me no more
Boy scouts inside the set they bring
And when I talk they start to sing
["Boy scouts" is viewing for "everybody"]

"Viewers, look a boy scout," they shout
Their mother tell them, "Let's take a picture"
"That is your boy scouts, oh, no
My boy scouts can be cheering"

"So, watch the scouts, go away
Viewers, look a boy scout they
watch the scouts, go away
Viewers, look a boy scout they"

"So, watch the scouts, go away
Viewers, look a boy scout they
watch the scouts, go away
Viewers, look a boy scout they
Watch the scouts"