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Song Parodies -> "Banana Dome Bezos"

Original Song Title:

"Banana Boat (Day-O)"

Original Performer:

Harry Belafonte

Parody Song Title:

"Banana Dome Bezos"

Parody Written by:

Rievelation

The Lyrics

Bezos, slave oaf
Tastes at bum, the slave with bald dome
Bez is a slave, a swale lave, craven slave
He’s slave, creeping slave ho’
Prays at bum, the slave with bald dome

Slurping slime at the chink of bum
Tastes at bum, the slave with bald dome
Got banana head with a long tongue
Slakes the bum of the evil gnome

Bum-licker lappy man hands over the manna
Slakes the bum of the evil gnome
Tongue-twister lappy man, after eat banana
Tastes with tongue on the teeny bone

Licks six times, seven times, eight times, Yum!
Tastes vile bum and then wants some more
Six times. seven times, eight times, tongue
Craves vile bum so he can get more

Slave, creep slave Bezos
Laves the bum of the evil gnome
Bez is a slave, craves a lave, craven slave
Slave with tongue for the evil gnome

A dutiful slut that likes banana
Of the runt that’s an evil gnome
Bites not head of the scant banana
Tastes the one inch of evil gnome

Licks six times, seven times, eight times, Yum!
Tastes tiny one inch then wants more
Six times. seven time, eight times, tongue
Laves tiny one and then wants more

Slave, sleaze slave Bezos
Craven bum slut’s a weakly whore
Bez is a slave, craves a lave, craven slave
Slave with tongue that’s ready to bore

Bum-licking lapdog man laps tiny banana
Slakes back, front of the evil gnome
One-licking lappy man gonna get more manna
Slave with tongue gonna get more gold

Bezos tastes both
Tastes at bum then reverses course
Bez gets a taste of both places, stays the course
He’s slave, creeping slave ho’
Tastes at bum, one until he’s hoarse

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