Where's my package? That's all I wanna know from you

Pain in the ass, this is a pain in the ass
I just want to work out where my stuff is at
Why won't you help me with that?
Been a few days since you sent that package my way
Told me this number would state
How many more, have to say, oh-oh-oh-oh

Does not work, page is off
Keeps switchin' where it's placed, trackin's lost
Does not work, it's way off
It's drivin' me insane, trackin's lost
Trackin's lost, trackin's lost
You sure it's on its way?

You're meant to know where my stuff is gonna go
How can it go coast to coast? Somethin's borked
Too many big jumps at once
As I refresh, too much, sure, but this is a test
How can one box go direct
From France to Chad to Budapest? Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

That can't work, somethin's off
No teleporters, mate, trackin's lost
S'pposed to work but it's off
Four browsers, it's the same, trackin's lost
Trackin's lost, trackin's lost
Five friends report the same

You don't seem to get what's wrong, givin' this
Absolutely pants-on-head bass-ackwards response
"We're so sorry for this, it's meant to work
Would you like a coupon?" Are you that dumb a jerk?

Hey!
Trackin's lost
Just tell me if it's safe, trackin's lost
Trackin's lost, trackin's lost