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Song Parodies -> "Sandy Berger the Felon"
Original Song Title:
"Lilly Willy Woken"
Original Performer:
Henry Clay Work(1855) - Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Sandy Berger the Felon"
Parody Written by:
Coral Snake
The Lyrics
Midi for Lilly Willy Woken available at www.pdmusic.org/work
(Musical introduction:)
(1.)
Bill Clinton is a real creep
Who'se now done one crime more,
As his stooge Berger swiped some secret files
Using the pants he wore;
So on that day,
Bill took his stooge
And sent him on this theft run,
To purloin secret documents.
And to make Sandy a felon!
(CHORUS)
Fel! Fel! Felon!
Sandy Berger the felon
Stuffing files marked CLASSIFIED in his pants,
Will sure make him a felon!
(Musical interlude:)
(2.)
Bill Clinton was once President --
He really botched the job;
For protection of his false legacy,
He had called one of his mob,
Sandy Berger was the one called
To take up Clinton's theft run
But Sandy was caught with the stolen files
And so now he'll be a felon.
(CHORUS)
Fel! Fel! Felon!
Sandy Berger the felon
Stuffing files marked CLASSIFIED in his pants,
Will sure make him a felon!
(Musical interlude:)
(3.)
Bill Clinton was con man and a Socialist to boot,
Who dropped the ball on security
As the terrorists had a hoot;
So when all this would be revealed,
Bill Clinton made his theft run,
That fell on Sandy Berger's stooge shoulders
And then turned him to a felon.
(CHORUS)
Fel! Fel! Felon!
Sandy Berger the felon
Stuffing files marked CLASSIFIED in his pants,
Will sure make him a felon!
(Musical interlude:)
(4.)
Bill Clinton is an evil one, that's his true legacy
He just uses those around him then
An Arkancide we see.
If stooge Sandy Berger was smart
He would have dropped this theft run,
But Sandy did it voluntairily
And he made himself a felon!
(CHORUS)
Fel! Fel! Felon!
Sandy Berger the felon
Stuffing files marked CLASSIFIED in his pants,
Will sure make him a felon!
(Musical ending:)
(1.)
Bill Clinton is a real creep
Who'se now done one crime more,
As his stooge Berger swiped some secret files
Using the pants he wore;
So on that day,
Bill took his stooge
And sent him on this theft run,
To purloin secret documents.
And to make Sandy a felon!
(CHORUS)
Fel! Fel! Felon!
Sandy Berger the felon
Stuffing files marked CLASSIFIED in his pants,
Will sure make him a felon!
(Musical interlude:)
(2.)
Bill Clinton was once President --
He really botched the job;
For protection of his false legacy,
He had called one of his mob,
Sandy Berger was the one called
To take up Clinton's theft run
But Sandy was caught with the stolen files
And so now he'll be a felon.
(CHORUS)
Fel! Fel! Felon!
Sandy Berger the felon
Stuffing files marked CLASSIFIED in his pants,
Will sure make him a felon!
(Musical interlude:)
(3.)
Bill Clinton was con man and a Socialist to boot,
Who dropped the ball on security
As the terrorists had a hoot;
So when all this would be revealed,
Bill Clinton made his theft run,
That fell on Sandy Berger's stooge shoulders
And then turned him to a felon.
(CHORUS)
Fel! Fel! Felon!
Sandy Berger the felon
Stuffing files marked CLASSIFIED in his pants,
Will sure make him a felon!
(Musical interlude:)
(4.)
Bill Clinton is an evil one, that's his true legacy
He just uses those around him then
An Arkancide we see.
If stooge Sandy Berger was smart
He would have dropped this theft run,
But Sandy did it voluntairily
And he made himself a felon!
(CHORUS)
Fel! Fel! Felon!
Sandy Berger the felon
Stuffing files marked CLASSIFIED in his pants,
Will sure make him a felon!
(Musical ending:)
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