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Song Parodies -> "Bill Clinton's Berger"
Original Song Title:
"King Bibler's Army"
Original Performer:
Henry Clay Work(1877) - Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Bill Clinton's Berger"
Parody Written by:
Coral Snake
The Lyrics
Midi for King Bibler's Army available at www.pdmusic.org/work
(Musical introduction:)
(1.)
It was four years ago we got rid of Bill Clinton,
And we thought that his high crimes would end.
But now we are hearing of another one coming,
For this one Berger he would send
Sandy Berger, he was really nervous on that day;
But to Bill's music he will still dance.
Sandy's sneaking around
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
(CHORUS)
Hark! hark! His sentence passes
(Felon, Felon):
With cover ups from DimRat masses
(Felon, Felon)
Their Sandy Berger was --
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
(Musical Interlude:)
(2.)
Sandy Berger was doing this crime for Bill Clinton
To avoid being an Arkancide;
Because he knew, that it would not be a good idea,
To get on Bill and Hill's bad side.
Sandy Berger sure, was on pins and needles that day,
And just feeling infested with ants,
As he's sneaking around
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
(CHORUS)
Hark! hark! His sentence passes
(Felon, Felon):
With cover ups from DimRat masses
(Felon, Felon)
Their Sandy Berger was --
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
(Musical Interlude:)
(3.)
From a FOB to Arkancide, the rule of promotion
In the crime gang the Clintons command;
They almost brought, the Presidency to dishonor,
Made a laughing stock of our land.
But the Alphabet newsmen, they still just ignore this,
With their brainwashed and Socialist rants.
As Bill's man sneaks around
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
[i.](CHORUS)
Hark! hark! His sentence passes
(Felon, Felon):
With cover ups from DimRat masses
(Felon, Felon)
Their Sandy Berger was --
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
(Musical Interlude:)
(4.)
And the Alphabet newsmen, still ignore the Clintons:
And say Bush bashing news must be found,
For their purpose, just to give Kerry larger numbers,
When November time comes around.
Yet these newsmen go on, DimRat colors they carry,
Around Clinton crimes, they still just prance,
As Sandy sneaks around
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
(CHORUS)
Hark! hark! His sentence passes
(Felon, Felon):
With cover ups from DimRat masses
(Felon, Felon)
Their Sandy Berger was --
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
(1.)
It was four years ago we got rid of Bill Clinton,
And we thought that his high crimes would end.
But now we are hearing of another one coming,
For this one Berger he would send
Sandy Berger, he was really nervous on that day;
But to Bill's music he will still dance.
Sandy's sneaking around
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
(CHORUS)
Hark! hark! His sentence passes
(Felon, Felon):
With cover ups from DimRat masses
(Felon, Felon)
Their Sandy Berger was --
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
(Musical Interlude:)
(2.)
Sandy Berger was doing this crime for Bill Clinton
To avoid being an Arkancide;
Because he knew, that it would not be a good idea,
To get on Bill and Hill's bad side.
Sandy Berger sure, was on pins and needles that day,
And just feeling infested with ants,
As he's sneaking around
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
(CHORUS)
Hark! hark! His sentence passes
(Felon, Felon):
With cover ups from DimRat masses
(Felon, Felon)
Their Sandy Berger was --
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
(Musical Interlude:)
(3.)
From a FOB to Arkancide, the rule of promotion
In the crime gang the Clintons command;
They almost brought, the Presidency to dishonor,
Made a laughing stock of our land.
But the Alphabet newsmen, they still just ignore this,
With their brainwashed and Socialist rants.
As Bill's man sneaks around
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
[i.](CHORUS)
Hark! hark! His sentence passes
(Felon, Felon):
With cover ups from DimRat masses
(Felon, Felon)
Their Sandy Berger was --
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
(Musical Interlude:)
(4.)
And the Alphabet newsmen, still ignore the Clintons:
And say Bush bashing news must be found,
For their purpose, just to give Kerry larger numbers,
When November time comes around.
Yet these newsmen go on, DimRat colors they carry,
Around Clinton crimes, they still just prance,
As Sandy sneaks around
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
(CHORUS)
Hark! hark! His sentence passes
(Felon, Felon):
With cover ups from DimRat masses
(Felon, Felon)
Their Sandy Berger was --
In the National Archives,
Stuffing files down, down, down his pants.
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While I still support Linux and the GNU GPL I'm also a strong CONSERVATIVE on most other issues and there have decided to be William Tong's competition from the RIGHT here at AmIRight. ;c)
Who's Willam Tong? Oh and thanks, I hope you've read BIAS by BErnard Goldberg it proves what your saying about the news media. I think you should go around and do what I do: post on anti Bush songs and refute thier lies.
With apologies to John Mellencamp: "... never parodied no... pop singers... never parodied no... pop songs." And your hero's name is Henry Clay, not Henry Clay Work.
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