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Song Parodies -> "Santa's On The Rooftop"
Original Song Title:
"Up On The Rooftop"
Original Performer:
Holiday Songs
Parody Song Title:
"Santa's On The Rooftop"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
Ok, here's another inane song. It was inspired by a photo going around the internet of an outdoor display showing Santa peeing of the rooftop.
Up on the rooftop, ho ho ho
Santa's full, he's gotta go
Lots of treats from girls and boys
They're all sucking up
To get toys.
Ho ho ho!
He's gotta go
Hee hee hee!
He's gotta pee.
Snow on the rooftop
Take a whiz
Signing his name as he does his biz.
First comes the kreplach from Eleanor
Oh, Dear Ellie, I want more!
Just for that you'll have your dream
Dates with the captain of the football team.
Ho ho ho!
He's gotta go
Hee hee hee!
He's gotta pee
Snow on the rooftop
Take a whiz
Signing his name as he does his biz.
Then came the schnapps from little Will
Which he stole from uncle Bill
Kept Santa's fingers from turning blue
Will gets a draydel from Noka Hu.
Ho ho ho!
He's gotta go
Hee hee hee!
He's gotta pee
Up on the rooftop
Yellow snow
Santa's been there, you will know.
Flying to Los Angeles
There's no snow for Santa's whiz
So they find the highest peak
He and all the reindeer take a leak.
Margie's wakened by a sound
Yellow rain is coming down
Bart left sushi and green tea
Santa left G notes on the tree.
Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle
Starting to sprinkle
When he sprays
Luck comes your way.
The moral is if you believe
Santa's favor you'll receive.
Santa's full, he's gotta go
Lots of treats from girls and boys
They're all sucking up
To get toys.
Ho ho ho!
He's gotta go
Hee hee hee!
He's gotta pee.
Snow on the rooftop
Take a whiz
Signing his name as he does his biz.
First comes the kreplach from Eleanor
Oh, Dear Ellie, I want more!
Just for that you'll have your dream
Dates with the captain of the football team.
Ho ho ho!
He's gotta go
Hee hee hee!
He's gotta pee
Snow on the rooftop
Take a whiz
Signing his name as he does his biz.
Then came the schnapps from little Will
Which he stole from uncle Bill
Kept Santa's fingers from turning blue
Will gets a draydel from Noka Hu.
Ho ho ho!
He's gotta go
Hee hee hee!
He's gotta pee
Up on the rooftop
Yellow snow
Santa's been there, you will know.
Flying to Los Angeles
There's no snow for Santa's whiz
So they find the highest peak
He and all the reindeer take a leak.
Margie's wakened by a sound
Yellow rain is coming down
Bart left sushi and green tea
Santa left G notes on the tree.
Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle
Starting to sprinkle
When he sprays
Luck comes your way.
The moral is if you believe
Santa's favor you'll receive.
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Gross, but FUNNY!!!
Fives for your Kris Tinkle!!!
No yellow snow line? 5s!
Piss poor parody (in the best sense of the word!). Bravo!
Thanks for the G-notes, SantaDearest !
Thanks, Mark. Why didn't I think of Kris Tinkle? Thanks, Jack - Burbank is below the yellow snow line. Thanks, Old Man and lN -G.
("And I heard him exclaim, as he zipped up real tight..." ) ;) Funny stuff, 2Eagle!
Thanks, Fiddlegirl. That gives me an idea.
Extremely funny. I expect to see plenty of yellow snow around where I live, because of the high concentration of vagrants and feral cats. 5s.
I always wondered where Santa made his pit stops, funny concept. 555
Thanks, Andria. The poor feral cats. Thanks, black. What else would you expect with all that people leave out for Santa?
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SantaDearest ~ please hurry down the Chimney tonight ! ((< ~ >)) I'll wait up for you, SantaDearest don't forget der Bulbs!
Thanks, LilBulb. What kind of bulbs - tulip or daffodil?
lol, naughty or nice - now with more consequences! I wonder if anyone's done "Yellow Rain" to Prince's "Purple Rain", or the rest of that line to "London Bridge". 5s in your stocking.
Thanks, Red. Santa has to go sometime so if you let him do it on your roof you will get an extra special present.
Place your finder aside of you nose and giving nod go up the Chimney come down and take bath
Thank you/ Alpha.
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